Rory Stuart

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[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

@FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup It’s not bold, it’s utterly fucking stupid. Turning the greatest tournament on the planet into an Americanised clown fest. Get that bald twat out of our game

[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

I thought the last time was the last time? Just making it up as they go along at this point

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

Last-minute ticket sales phase for @FIFAWorldCup 2026 to drop on 22 April! 🤩

Tickets across all 104 matches will be made available for public purchase at 11:00 ET (17:00 CET) tomorrow on a first-come, first-served basis:

[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

@ricki2901 They’re sponsored by a carrot mate, enough said!

[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

@AbzPodcast Our only hope now is that Killie don’t win any games because this lot are lifeless. That today is about as bad as it gets from an application perspective

[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

@AberdeenFC Why don’t we ever go and attack balls that come into the box!? It’s absolutely pathetic, the softest group of ‘players’ to ever pull on the shirt. Collection of jokers

[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

@AbzPodcast This is absolutely pathetic

[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

@scottm1901 @northernlites__ What about the philosophy!? 😂

[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

Thought at first this might have been posted by a parody account…..sadly not!

[Aberdeen FC @AberdeenFC]

Aberdeen FC has this morning been officially given permission to enter formal talks with St Mirren manager Stephen Robinson regarding the vacant managerial position.

The Club will provide an update in due course.

[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

How can you deny something that was literally caught on camera 😂. That’s a brass neck of the highest order.

[PLZ Soccer @PLZSoccer]

🗣️'It wasn't me that pushed him.'

Hearts manager Derek McInnes has his say on his post-match antics with Aberdeen's Dennis Geiger.

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[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

@afc1903x Hope so too, although might be a blessing in disguise if I don’t!

[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

@afc1903x On my doorstep and couldn’t get a ticket. Hopefully we get more or I can get one in the Dunfermline end off of mates

[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

Not a single shot on target all day and the only fight that was shown was attempting to scrap with our ex manager after full time, but aye, let’s whinge about this. We are so fucked

[Sky Sports Scotland @ScotlandSky]

🗣️ "I don't know why that's not a penalty"

Caretaker manager Peter Leven was unhappy that his Aberdeen side were not awarded a penalty in their 1-0 defeat at Hearts ⤵️

[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

@AbzPodcast He’s making Rubezic look good

[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

@AbzPodcast We’ve a recognised centre half on the park playing left back but we bring on a defensive midfielder to play centre half. Head scratcher!

[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

@ScottMortimer16 @AberdeenFC Tell us how you feel mincer 😂

[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

@ES1903_ Go from Inverkeithing mate and get a taxi down there. Dunfermline trains are howling

[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

Why are politicians invading the changing room immediately after the final whistle? Stop your bloody self promoting bullshit and allow the players to enjoy their moment. Utter parasites

[Scottish Rugby @Scotlandteam]

Hang it in the Louvre 🖼

[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

@Scotlandteam This is satire isn’t it? Isn’t it…?

[Rory Stuart @TheRoryStuart]

@scotsunsport Ironic a rag called the ‘Sun’ can’t fathom that if there is no sun then grass can’t grow. Wild that constant rain for over two weeks will saturate the ground and make it unplayable. Truly mind boggling isn’t it. 🙄