homer simpson

aspiring lab rat

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

elas entendendo que ele é estagiario

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Had a few nights like this

[phillip crymble @phillipcrymble]

Seamus Heaney, with Ireland's best-loved poem from the past century

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

[chatting with friend stuck on the hantavirus ship] But other than that the trip was good?

[disha @yzybby]

i love you rice with some bullshit

[Mark Burgess @markburgess_osl]

Only a small exaggeration

[Gracie MacNcheese @AtwinGracie2002]

you're laughing. the Pope is soft on crime and you're laughing

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new?
Roald Dahl: There's this peach...
Publisher: Is it -
Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

he’s right those are the two options

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

don’t be like that your honor

[Andrew Guidarelli 🌪️🛸 @a_guidarelli]

thinking about this a lot today #artemis

[disha @yzybby]

the crew cried as they became the furthest people from earth, they named the Integrity crater after one of the astronaut’s deceased wife. i love humanity, i love how we go to the moon and we name that bright spot after someone loved. we name that crater after the spaceship craft that carried them so far. something about us being so small, barely making a dent in the universe, but still going with love.

[Reef @Reefyfish]

@mrkocnnll “Then another marg tower”

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

my journal entries these days

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

ME: Can I buy you a drink?

HER: I have a boyfriend.

ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

Ok you’re bleeding from the head. That’s good. that means you’re getting all the injury out

[mariah 🦋 @alltooriah]

and I could tell you his favorite color's green 💚
he loves to argue born on the seventeenth 🍀