Roydar

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this weather is nicer than the little old lady who brought around the rolls at Grandy’s!

#thatsnice #kidsdontknow

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Anyone have a rain gauge with a mark on it for “completely out of hand”?

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Roydar: there’s really only 2 weather seasons in TX
1. Armpit hot and mosquitoes the sz of bats
2. What the heck just happened?

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Getting reports of ppl all over Texomaland, frantically searching for their fuzzy house shoes #staytuned

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Roydar Update: if you listen very closely, you can hear the high pitched shrill of millions of chiggers, screaming in anger as they retreat back to the depths of hell, where they’ll lay dormant until May of 2019!

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Hey, it’s cold and windy but at least it won’t quit raining! #roydar #brightside

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Reports of 5” of rain...and ppl with 2 gauges reporting as much as 10”!!!

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Getting reports of Army Worms joining the Navy!! 🌧 🐛 🚢 #NTXFlood2018

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Getting reports that Lake Ray Roberts and Lake Texoma have met at hwy 82 and hwy 377, forming a new body of water, LAKE RAYOMA!!! #flood2018 #roydar

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Severe chigger watch has been issued for all of Grayson County. A watch, not a warning, indicating conditions are merely favorable for an outbreak of chiggers. Respond accordingly. We’ll keep you updated. Stay tuned. Trust no other source. #roydar #chiggerwatch

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Got some storms rolling in. Could get bad. If you’re like me and don’t have a storm cellar, just get to the center of your home and bury yourself in your wife’s huge collection of decorative throw pillows.

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If you complained about today’s weather, you probably don’t like children, little warm puppies, or March Madness either. So that’s about enough from you.

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Tonight’s overnight low is not a temperature, it’s a prayer request!

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Overnight low temperature:

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Not sure if this is a #wfaaweather storm prediction or an egg over-easy. 🍳

[Roydar @TheRoydar]

#🚣 #commute https://t.co/Yi03muQJrw

[KXII 12 @KXII12News]

A Severe T-Storm WARNING for Grayson co until 8am. Quarter size hail possible with 60mph winds.

[Roydar @TheRoydar]

#🛶 https://t.co/SQ5VpUPEZX

[Pete Delkus @wfaaweather]

Severe Thunderstorm Warning for Grayson County until 8:00am.

[Roydar @TheRoydar]

Y'all put on a seatbelt AND a lifejacket for this morning's commute. Also, the HOV lane is for boats and canoes, no kayaks. #rainy #commute

[KXII 12 @KXII12News]

Grayson Co. is all Clear ... But stay off HWY 75 in Collin Co. as 2+" Hail is falling N of 380.
#texomawx #txwx

[Roydar @TheRoydar]

Experienced a "complete signal loss" on Dish during NBA playoffs. Weather getting serious!!!