"Just realized that going to the dentist and having the dentist poke around my mouth is the most intimate interaction I will ever have with a woman. #celibacy#buildbackbetter#nokings" - Tyler 2k26
I be like drink thirst maxing. Because when I get a cold coke from the fridge I just look at it thinking about how good it’s gonna be and the thirst overtakes me but I hold it back and open the can and force my self to just stare at the liquid and than I sip and it is immaculate.
Yall ever think why jimmy johns say their freaky fast because i do 🤔. It’s like i don’t want my food freaky, fast sure but freaky No. That’s just weird.
I just had a thought. Have we found out if the moon is made out of cheese yet? 🤔 I would like to think it isn’t but hey it might be. You think it tastes good? 🤔 Probably not, it would be all dirty but maybe if you cut some of the outer layer off it would be good. Well aged. 🤔
What do we think about bread in the modern age? Is it still the greatest creation or has it been faded into the background by some other creation. 🤔🤔🤔 #KNOWLEDGE#BREAD
MFW when i cheerfully jolt out of bed at 3am absolutely delighted to find that the fully functioning 1/32 scale sea mine which i had put in my fish tank worked.