Sam(an(tha)) Droid

Composer, Cosplayer, Cylon, Hooloovoo, Archival Grad Student, and Oxford Comma Enthusiast. Now accepting bribes—inquire within! #DefundThePolice #ReFundCopRock

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@NYCASP If I get a ticket during the Knicks parade istg….

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@ConEdison you’re killing me. I was on hold for two hours earlier and got disconnected. Now I’m deep into my second 2 hour hold. This smooth jazz is starting to feel pretty ROUGH

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@m_709_j @differioking @JeffKing1970 @EclecticJunki3 @Bratt_world @Bornakang “Some crime” = battery/assault

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@m_709_j @differioking @JeffKing1970 @EclecticJunki3 @Bratt_world @Bornakang In the case that one feeds someone Royal VIP coated food without the consent of everyone involved, that crime is called battery/assault.

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@JeffKing1970 @Bratt_world @Bornakang Yeah… a 30 second cooking video that starts with this

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@BomboclaatBitch @brownblaze @hotgirlag Lol what? His son is only like 65 years old

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@danielpk00 @CaptMarz @SHEVENCHY “Gatekeeping” tho? I’ll bite. The racial slur is behind the gate for remarkably obvious reasons. The question is — why do you wanna jump the fence so bad?

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@charlileftclues @CriticalBard Come on. Say the name outloud. Obvious joke is obvious.

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@SamuraiStop @StephenSeanFord @ZoeRoseBryant https://t.co/FVeWjFZlos

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@TheEbonyJames @shaTIRED They’ll hit you with, “You’re the darkest woman I’ve ever been attracted to.” 🤮

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@thatstarwarsgrl What an absolutely steaming garbage take. It’s a very emotional reveal tying up a movie entirely about death and loss that paralleled as a tribute to Boseman… who you know… died in real life. My whole theater was audibly sniffling. Grow up and learn empathy.

[Sam(an(tha)) Droid @TheSamanDroid]

@_jasminwats @jzux My name is Saman. I always introduce myself as “Saman like the fish” and probably about 15% of the time, people say “SaLman” right back to my face.

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@Sim_TBL @pbrett7 @amb443 @mackio_ That’s only half of the adage. It’s “a few bad apples ✨SPOIL THE BUNCH✨”

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@TheatreofZen @Jhildz @kirawontmiss @RexChapman This is pretty common. In theater, we put mic packs in condoms to keep actors from shorting the pack with sweat

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@ricketyflowers They do it to see how far along you are and what all is going on in there… they also ask you beforehand if you want to see it or be told any of the information they gleem from the ultrasound. If you say no, they don’t subject you to any of that information/visual

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@ExceptionCollab @Peds_Ortho There is no medical degree for chiropractic care. They can have a DC (doctor of chiropractic) but that is not by any means a medical degree (MD)

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@EventuallyTruth @sheologian This story took place in North Carolina and this is from the website for their Department of Health and Human Services. The health services site for the monkeypox vax in my state (New York) also specifically singles out the same groups.

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@museofachilles @ParissAthena Rockaway Beach was legit closed last week due to shark sightings. You know… that body of water near the major American city known as New York

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@KateofLate8 Absolute genuine question: In what capacity?

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@tedcruz Die mad.