Umi

Manager, handler, and summoner of Inaros. Wielder of the Book of the Dead. Signed with @Union_Battle. [Fictional character]

[ᴜɴɪ⍟ɴ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ @Union_Battle]

L!GHTS OUT #33

⌚️ March 22
🏟️ Taft Coliseum - Columbus, Ohio
📺 @BattlegroundNet

CARD:
https://t.co/SJBUMVZRhU

PRODUCTION SCRIPT:
https://t.co/SorLTXzEeW

[ᴜɴɪ⍟ɴ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ @Union_Battle]

Now Playing on the @BattlegroundNet

L!GHTS OUT #32

https://t.co/wfkCR8py3F

[Umi @TheSandsDemand]

Behold.

[ᴜɴɪ⍟ɴ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ @Union_Battle]

Now Playing on the @BattlegroundNet: Crown of the King Cobra II

https://t.co/qvLTn68Z25

[Mikey Svarro @ListenHARD1]

"Don't Stop Me Now" for @Union_Battle #CrownOfTheKingCobra vs @TheSandsDemand, FINALS.

https://t.co/Z7VKHxYRzp

[Umi @TheSandsDemand]

"I Can't Part The Seas, But Watch Me Turn This River" vs @ListenHARD1 for @Union_Battle

https://t.co/9l75Wp0THr

[Umi @TheSandsDemand]

There were numerous men for whom Valentine's Day may have been named after, but all of them were beheaded.

[ᴜɴɪ⍟ɴ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ @Union_Battle]

Crown of the King Cobra Match-up Previews Featuring:

@Krieger_Skold vs @The__Everyman
@Lisacanrana vs @theseattlesaint
Kaven Drell vs @KarnivallOddity
@YoyoBanzai vs @RunMyRing
@ItsMeAlyssaD vs @FlashMeKassidy
@TheSandsDemand vs @ListenHARD1

https://t.co/aA43jtQjMW

[Umi @TheSandsDemand]

It's almost funny. The king cobra is different from the Egyptian cobra, though the Egyptian cobra was used as a symbol of royalty.

One last obstacle to be overcome.

[ᴜɴɪ⍟ɴ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ @Union_Battle]

Crown of the King Cobra

Card:
https://t.co/xQarQRcbik

Production Script Thread:
https://t.co/FUe5RNrGUL

[Umi @TheSandsDemand]

@Lisacanrana Ah. Well, I suppose our esteemed security staff have their work cut out for them, then.

[Umi @TheSandsDemand]

I'm so glad I could help bring members of the @Union_Battle roster together. Rekindling old debates about who the protagonist of Shakespeare's Caesar really is, as well.

[Umi @TheSandsDemand]

I'll be sure to have my affairs in order.

[Lisa Seldon @Lisacanrana]

I will straight up stab you to death the next time we meet.

[Umi @TheSandsDemand]

You put up an admirable fight, Lady Frankenstein.

You've also made certain I will not forget it.

[ᴜɴɪ⍟ɴ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ @Union_Battle]

Now Playing on the @BattlegroundNet: L!GHTS OUT #31

https://t.co/4ic436KT6I

[Umi @TheSandsDemand]

@Lisacanrana @Fluckin_Dread Inaros is not, in fact, "the really tall dude" from Salvation.

[Umi @TheSandsDemand]

@Lisacanrana

[Umi @TheSandsDemand]

@Lisacanrana

[Umi @TheSandsDemand]

@Lisacanrana @fearSTRiFE @Union_Battle Really? I felt like we were beginning to bond.

[Mikey Svarro @ListenHARD1]

I do gotta admit though, love the Frankenstein vs the Mummy horrorfest goin on @Union_Battle

[Umi @TheSandsDemand]

@ListenHARD1 @Union_Battle The phrase "whoever wins between Finn and I" suggests you're really not that confident.

You're not even convinced you can defeat @theseattlesaint, let alone Inaros. The bold statements are amusing, but ultimately lack conviction.

[Umi @TheSandsDemand]

@PoeIsFear Different Book of the Dead. The obsidian and mummies iteration, not the human flesh and deadites or leather and shoggoths version.

Or that paperback retail thing that came out in the 70s.