Scootles

Got that PMA. No Funeral // Bleakers.

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Sure am thankful I'm not American

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@realDonaldTrump away take yer face for a shite

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@realDonaldTrump fite me

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@realDonaldTrump you're an actual bawbag btw

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@Eden_Enchanted @TeenVogue I'm all about dem nuts 😁

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This time last week I was soaking up the glorious sunshine + atmosphere at @BoomTownFair halfway through a bottle of buckfast #takemebackpls

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Finally starting my training to become a barber after I get back from Cuba. Fuck yeah. 💀💈✂️

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Might regrow my Mohawk at some stage because it was fucking glorious.

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Why is it weird to use your phone on the toilet when folk have been reading while they shit since they discovered they could do both at once

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Cuppla haytahs.

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@TheScootlesShow And you're the best! <3

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@iLovePinto you're a good guy 😍

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Celebrate Cinco de Mayo - buy one get one FREE today only at Pinto (T&Cs apply) - simply retweet & show your server!

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Do you know Ellie? We want to help her find her Aldi crush, just in time for #ValentinesDay!

[Jamie Shuttleworth @JShuttleworth_]

Check out my blog and video from ICW with @TheScootlesShow https://t.co/bTRLbnwqct @ScotBloggers @UKBlog_RT @BloggerBees #itsyerself

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@loljkz simpler times... In other news, Disturbed totally released a new album.

[Cam @brizzle_hizzle]

my favorite hobby is watching Guy Fieri eat stuff

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Give me a shout if you want popped on the guestlist!

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If anyone's out in Glasgow tonight, you should totally hit up Uprawr at Catty. Best Thursday night going - great tunes & cheap drinks!