The ScorchStack

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it's also my birthday 😀

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A Calgary delicacy and Canada's national cocktail 🔥

Happy National Caesar Day, C of Red!

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god hates many things but low effort content most of all

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this is god's divine punishment for flames fans posting tankathon screenshots daily btw

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the nhl should put additional ads on all of the lottery balls. who gives a fuck anymore. not me

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"this is the plot of the hunger games" yup and im stealing it

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the gms should all have to fight to the death to determine who gets first overall. last man standing

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the flames could either win or lose the draft lottery tonight

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ryan huska furiously jorking it to a 2-1 game where the leading team has ten shots

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we were on strike (2/2)

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another year. another excellent year of scorchstack in the books. let's look at our best of this year: (1/?)

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the meaningless game 82 flames are one of the nhl's great dynasties. but combine the meaningless game 82 flames AND the rank ruining flames? i shudder to think

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1. is this something
2. does justin kirkland actually still play for the flames, i havent been keeping up

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just thought of this

🎵we are justin kirk(land)
he plays for the flames🎵

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one day i wont have to think about the flames

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this rocks https://t.co/6Lw6e3ysVT

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#Flames fans, make sure you head to the 'Dome to check out the FIFA World Cup Trophy Tour by Coca-Cola! You can also catch a FREE live performance by Classified on the West Tarmac at 5:00 PM!

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zary was simply excited for the world cup

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Scorchstack is live on scene tonight to say: Booooooooooo Mackenzie Weegar. Will never forget you shilling for the new arena even if your last name gave us some good bits

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can we just skip da bullshit and get to game 82 already? i need to see the flames look like peak red army hockey with echlers in the lineup

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if the flames won this game, they should've got the president's trophy

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there is a conspiracy against tyson gross