I’m the Man

Seattle absurdity at its finest. Purely parody.

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@BrockHuard It’s obviously the assistant hitting coach’s fault.

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@fasc1nate Looks like @3YearLetterman

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@EVLTTWN @ClownWorld All I’m saying is that Bianco dropping out would be the worst thing that could happen to Republicans.

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@EVLTTWN @ClownWorld The only chance Republicans have is if both Hilton and Bianco make it to the general election. Otherwise, any dem candidate will win in a landslide.

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@libsoftiktok Here is a list of how Omar is going to pay for ignoring this:

1. —Nada—
2. —Nada—
3. —Nada—

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@libsoftiktok Here is a list of the consequences that Omar will suffer:

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@Reaves9 @RyanDivish Righty/Lefty matchup is the priority no matter who or what!

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@southside_mafs @libsoftiktok Who is not qualified to why?

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@RobSchneider Fat Lizzy
Cream Puffs
Blood Sweets and Tiramisu

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@Big_bull31 @3YearLetterman If Coach were any more parody he’d be stupid.

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@3YearLetterman Jerome is the ultimate HIPPA.

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@ChrisEgan5 Hawks had a chance to bury them early but chose to pass on 1st and goal from the 1.

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@RunIrish74 @colincowherd 4 runs in a row if necessary. Don’t know why OC’s try to get cute in that situation.

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@apokeu @F1 Daddy paid big money to move him up the board!

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@sunflower_sun77 @WallStreetMav Okay, comrade.

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@otterfan1206 @3YearLetterman @Hardees Dear Parsley, I am a distinguished sage, and have a thymely question for you:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Remember me to one who lives there.

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Getting rid of this cancer was the best offseason move that the Seahawks made.

[Pro Football Rumors @pfrumors]

D.K. Metcalf has received a two-game suspension due to the incident involving a fan during yesterday's #Steelers game:
https://t.co/tLDoxJmvXC

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@Mike_kim714 59

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@RilsRislan @unclegarytrucks @LiteralMem3s I would prefer to use the metric system, then die of thirst. It’s the only possible way to do both.

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@orangeandblackk @Breaking911 @grok what is the waiting period to purchase a firearm in Rhode Island?