“how do i get there” umm idk but the phone you’re using to call me might know
“why do i need a security deposit” it’s a hotel
“oh i didn’t know you’d ask for my id it’s in the car” this is a hotel
“why can’t you check me in on my husbands reservation” you’re not your husband i need his id
“what do you mean there are no upgrades available” it’s the fourth of july in florida and we’re by multiple beaches do the math
“what do mean i can’t bring my glass beer bottle onto the pool deck” Think. for five seconds just think.