MC

FOD

[MC @TheShadeKoolAid]

Apparently, to be in charge, I have to be fat and ugly, so somebody can beat my face in and let me be glutenous

[MC @TheShadeKoolAid]

life’s a bitch and so am I
the world owes me, so fuck you

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@elonmusk You should be here

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I had 16 half cigarettes in Vegas #sweetsixteen

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Don’t do me wrong I’ll shit on you

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@elonmusk FOD

[MC @TheShadeKoolAid]

@Dyson NOT helping me. Leaving me tool-less in a holiday season at a hair salon as a professional stylist. They will not replace a dryer under their warranty and refuse to sell me a new one even at that! Dyson please help me! I want to believe that u actually have iconic service

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@Monicckkkaaa Ooohhh pick me! I know this one…

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I want these… 😍🗣

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@hippiebaybee You are my beautiful beat friend and I love you!

[MC @TheShadeKoolAid]

@hippiebaybee GET THEM

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I mean, honestly

[MC @TheShadeKoolAid]

@DrewTumaABC7 @christineniSF @CAPublicHealth @PCH_SF @nbcbayarea https://t.co/ZVO4JqY9Uk

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

It’s really time for everyone to admit Aquarius is the best sign 🤷🏽‍♀️

[MC @TheShadeKoolAid]

@lauren_ash Yas queen

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I feel like whoever you marry you have to be prettier than them.

[MC @TheShadeKoolAid]

My husband has to be uglier than me.

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

You got me in a crazy position. If your on a mission. You got my permission. 💀 @britneyspears @mtv #BackyardSessions #Unplugged

[🍒 @rihpael]

Rihanna taking a selfie 😍😍

[MC @TheShadeKoolAid]

DID YOU EVEN TRY?