Josh

probabilistically unpredictable...

[ABC7 News @abc7newsbayarea]

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[Madden NFL 27 @EAMaddenNFL]

The jump. The #Madden27 Cover. The future.

Gridiron heroics earn @CALEBcsw Cover Athlete status!

Full reveal Thursday, 6/4 at 8 PM ET
🔗: https://t.co/REHXoqeZIf

[Adam Hoge @AdamHoge]

A couple more notes on this throw:

- It wasn’t 7-on-7 like some are claiming. It was 11-on-11 and the defense was offsides
- Rome ran all the way across the field full speed in the scramble drill. It was an impressive play all-around and basically impossible to defend

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Katie Miller d0x'd a woman because the woman called her husband an "ugly fuck." Katie Miller then went on a tirade about the woman's personal life and about how she's 30 and unmarried.
Stephen Miller is a pussy who uses his wife as a shield to protect him.
And he's ugly.

[Hailey Lennon @HaileyLennonBTC]

A short story

GN

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[MLB @MLB]

"He's a menace ... I WANT SPIDER-MAN!"

J.K. Simmons is at the Mets game tonight and ran into a familiar face 😂

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Trump even hates his own family.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Shark Tank Billionaire Kevin O'leary says 2 people fighting data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out its just 2 local girls in Utah, they make a hilarious video calling him the fuck out

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Bro must have felt so good after this fart of the century

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

A fan at the Guardians game today lost a foul ball and a wife in one play.

[Josh @TheSquashed]

@matthew_pines I'll finally really get no onions!

[Carry @boatgirl3]

Florida being Florida

[Sarah🐻⬇️ @thechicagosares]

After 3 years, the #Bears-Panthers trade is now official.

Panthers receive:
Bryce Young

Bears receive:
DJ Moore for 3 years
Caleb Williams
Darnell Wright
Luther Burden
Tyrique Stevenson
Tory Taylor
Sam Roush
Malik Muhammad

[Carmen Vitali @CarmieV]

Kinda looks like Ian Cunningham is the main football executive and has personnel control…………………..

[Barbell Financial 💪🏻💰 @BarbellFi]

Insider trading is legal for:

✅ President
✅ President’s family
✅ President’s friends
✅ President’s cabinet
✅ Congress
❌ Military

[@aaronjmars @aaronjmars]

holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer

- polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded

- the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit

- then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max

- temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges

hyperstitions.

[Reed Timmer, PhD @ReedTimmerUSA]

THE MOST INSANE #TORNADO INTERCEPT ever in the Dominator 3 north of Rockford, Illinois

#Dominator #stormchasing

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Imagine sitting in a theatre in 1999 & seeing this for the first time.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Republicans just handed the Boundary Waters to a foreign corporation.

For the GOP, it’s foreign billionaires first, America last.