Gio Santiago

[Cioccolatodorima (Comms closed atm) @cioccolato_kun]

'Birds toss their bread at thee'
Brutal 😂

[Kir. 🧣🍎|🍓❄ @Kirwithdot]

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[Luna🐾🐶 @LunaEtAstrum]

how it feels to be a girl

[sendall jennerr @benzo_ferrarii]

I said to this dude at spybar last night “ayoo it’s 7-11 free slurpees” and he said “what?” and I said “it’s July 11th… free slurpees” and he said “man, free everybody”

[Matt @stealth_riot]

Went to planned parenthood with my old roommate and there were church ppl outside accusing her of abortion so I said “We’re here to find out if she has cancer. So we’ll see if your god is good or not” And I shit you not when we came out they weren’t there anymore

[mac🍉GLEEK🦄 @macc_donalds]

I’m still thinking about this tweet like gay people really are incapable of just saying “she sounded so good here!” LMFAOO

[iva @dcisyjay]

this being the moment they saved themselves from being dumped from the villa is genuinely killing me

[yassified arafat @sweatyhabibti]

oh i really get it now

[thomas @wyadesire]

just found out my neighbors gorgeous and well trained dog is actually a retired K9 - so he's not coming to say hello every time he sees me and sits down in front of me
he's signaling that i smell like weed.

[🌸 @qershi_]

told my 4 year old he can’t have ice cream cake after dinner if he doesn’t EAT his dinner and he came up to me immediately and said “can you give me a hug so I don’t cry?” and when I bent down for a hug he whispered “don’t ever say that to me ever again”

[⋆ @hausofdisease]

this??😭

[Rio95 (Superman Unlimited #15 spoilers) @PsychoJX]

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

[HOLA 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸 @leonielaugh]

ziwe thinking she could run a circle around a real housewife of ATLANTA

[monetxcvideos 🇵🇸🇻🇪🇨🇺 @monetxcvideos]

Monét and Detox crying about Bob (June 2024)

Happy Birthday Bob the Drag Queen!

[Kyle Whitmire @WarOnDumb]

An administration against windmills because the president says they kill birds is pouring hydrogen peroxide into a home for ducks and geese.

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

fuck it if a felon can be president then an immigrant can too

[Nick Carlson @CarlsonPress]

In a world saturated with AI, this is like a welcome cry of relief