Stephen Pratt

Stand Up Comic / I think therefore I touch myself / Producer of @GeekSauceComedy

[Stephen Pratt @TheStephenPratt]

Did Ilhan Omar catfish the nation?

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Did Ilhan Omar catfish the nation?

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They should fire this guy from snl or something

[New York Post @nypost]

Jenna Bush Hager slams Shane Gillis’ ‘SNL’ monologue as backlash against comedian piles up: ‘It’s not OK’ https://t.co/VkMiy0CFk0

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Any babes wanna execution and chill

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Pentagon says it will livestream the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan. https://t.co/LDCCkdNYe2

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I don’t have loser diarrhea, I’ve got cool guy diarrhea.

[New York Post @nypost]

Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug https://t.co/NeU6yagwt6

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@JimmyA_Shook1s What do you think I’m saying?

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Cornell 7 Logic?

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Nothing wrong with buying this doll as long as you’re buying it on sale.

[New York Post @nypost]

First-ever Hanukkah Barbie sparks both outrage and excitement with 'beautiful' big nose: 'She deserved better' https://t.co/eCNVneCxaI

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Don’t blame the Nepal flood, it had postpartum psychosis.

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Looks like AOC left her bf for nothing

[New York Post @nypost]

Luigi Mangione pleads guilty in killing of UnitedHealthcare boss Brian Thompson https://t.co/7p9ATJL4sQ

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We need turd limits

[New York Post @nypost]

Chuck Schumer Appears to Let Out Loud Fart on Senate Floor https://t.co/ECa8FwdoHH

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RIP SAM NEILL

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Maybe I’ve been watching to much World Cup soccer, but I thought Connor McGregor did a great job falling down and getting the ref involved.

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It just really doesn’t feel like summer without the island boys

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What a perfect analogy for a construction worker who rips heaters all day to use

[New York Post @nypost]

Crucial beams inside buckling NYC building 'bending like cigarettes': worker https://t.co/vItYTDG421

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Sorry but did you really get married by Adam Sandler if after he said "You may now kiss the bride" it wasn't followed by a "You Can Do It!" from Rob Schneider.

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Empire State Building proposal.
The worst thing she can say is “No”

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Not paying your taxes was originally my idea

[Variety @Variety]

Comedian Carlos Mencia has been charged with tax evasion and failing to report $8.7 million in income. Mencia was arrested Thursday and remains in custody.

According to the complaint, Mencia allegedly failed to file any taxes for tax years 2019-2024 and could face up to 11 years in state prison.

https://t.co/KP9daMRmf5

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Elon Musk the worlds 1st trillionaire.
To put that in perspective if you stacked a trillion dollar bills it would reach a 1/4 of the way to the moon.
SpaceX is incredible, they don’t even need rockets, Elon can just get on top a pile of his own money to leave earth.

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My neighbor laundromat doesn’t have a restroom for customers.
Brilliant business move if you consider who profits in the event of you soiling your pants.