Thestigmom

A direct descendant of Rollo & the more vulgar 1/2 of @SigandStig. Pun obsessed, wicked smart, & sarcastic co-parent of 7.
👀 I've seen some sh*t 👀

[Thestigmom @TheStigMom]

@BristolBlues32 @SublimeDJ Hubby has served over 20 years. If he refuses the vaccine- he will be separated & lose his retirement or jailed. Of course- they will include those who were forced to be vaccinated in their statistics as if they had a choice. Worst part is, it was the SecDef who fought for this.

[Thestigmom @TheStigMom]

@CloaningerAmber We also get pressured to take a flu vaccine every year. I never get the vaccine & I never get the flu. My daughters caught the flu last year, they were sick for a week, stayed home & recovered. Their bodies worked as they were supposed to & they are stronger for it.

[Thestigmom @TheStigMom]

@CloaningerAmber My children & I have natural immunity to chickenpox; none of us had the vaccine as it wasn't necessary. Some doctors still pressure us to get it. My son had bad reactions to his first set of vaccines, including a seizure w/in hours. The doctor said it wasn't related 🤦‍♀️... REALLY?

[Thestigmom @TheStigMom]

Hell yeah! This mama is excited!

[Dexter @SHO_Dexter]

Nice to see you, old friend. #DexterReturns

[Thestigmom @TheStigMom]

@dooz_er My hubby and I joke about this all 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 time 👏🏼. “You look good for having seven kids” and “You look good for your age” both feel like consolation compliments. 😂

[Thestigmom @TheStigMom]

@Melanie_K982 I don’t collect memorabilia either- I have seven kids and move every 2 years (military family), so I prefer to keep minimal decor. That doesn’t diminish the love.

[Thestigmom @TheStigMom]

@nonsuch_girl My hubby and I plan big things for each other, but back when we were broke we baked each other cakes and went out to spend the day doing the free things we like doing.

[Thestigmom @TheStigMom]

@beetsonbikes Girl, I’m there with you. Hugs to the kiddos and yourself. Keep on being the constant badass in your kids’ lives; they’ll eventually see the game their dad plays.

[Thestigmom @TheStigMom]

Some women blossom with poise and sexuality in the shower, embracing the sheer essence of their womanhood.

Meanwhile, I’m over here like this chick: https://t.co/S1tzM0jCdq 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Supporting Champions @support_champs]

"Greatness is the ability to do what you have to when you don't want to"

Podcast ep 086 is live! Feat. @TheRealDrKev on what we can learn from psychopaths!

This is a barnstorming conversation - listen to this clip about the DNA of being successful!

https://t.co/hNSEqYglYm

[Thestigmom @TheStigMom]

@tweets_human @TheRealDrKev He’s not wrong though.

[Thestigmom @TheStigMom]

@LillianRhaine Sushi. There are so many different kinds and flavor combos. Oishii!

[Thestigmom @TheStigMom]

@creja34 I usually take baths at night before bed. If I’m super sweaty or dirty, I’ll turn the shower on to rinse right before the bath so I’m not sitting in filth.

I don’t want to crawl into my clean bed with day funk on me.

[Thestigmom @TheStigMom]

@Darkovika @writingiswar I have the same concern.

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

My niece asked me to stop singing "I'm a Believer!" by The Monkees because she found it annoying. I first thought she was kidding.

But then I saw her face...

[MomTransparenting @momtransparent1]

Pre-teens: UGH, MOM! You don’t have to EXPLAIN everything to me!! I ALREADY KNOW!

Also Pre-Teens: tAkE oUt tHe gArBaGe?! hOw?! wHeRe?! I dOnT kNoW wHaT yOu eVeN mEaN!!

[Thestigmom @TheStigMom]

Instructor: “Welcome to salsa class! Who’s ready to learn how to dance?”

Me *hides a bag of tortilla chips*: “I think there must be a misunderstanding.”

[Thestigmom @TheStigMom]

If you haven’t already, drop what you’re doing to check this short video out!

[The New York Times @nytimes]

A drone flies into a bar, swoops through a bowling alley and crashes into the pins. 🎳

The video, shot in Minneapolis, was hailed as an instant classic. https://t.co/Ng1w0FoBji

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

me telling my computer i’ll update everything tomorrow

[Thestigmom @TheStigMom]

@DYSONlife4real Hi Jake! Happy (belated) Birthday!!!
I have 4 teenage boys (17,16,15, and 14). Teenage years are a mixed bag of emotions and most everyone struggles to deal with those emotions. I hope this year gives you more to smile about. ☀️ 🎂 🥳