Stoned Monkey

Just a stoned monkey living in an illegal world.

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@CreepShot whoops, thought I was, now I am!

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Intern at work. #creepshot @creepshot

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@CreepShot teen grocery store ass

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From behind @CreepShot

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@girlsinyogapant badonk!

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@CreepShots Canadian Subway Ass.

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@jdharm follow @CreepShots and @TankTankerson1

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#bigjughug “@jdharm: Congrats to @dannyzuker - not for the best comedy show Emmy, but for that hug Sofia Vergara gave him on stage.”

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My asshole feels like I have a ring of shake n bake crumbs around it

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@mattwagar brrrrrr!

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I love coming home to a warm toilet seat

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@nitronate1320

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@Mary_J_Wana so true

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@WeedFactFiction and whether it's through marijuana or other hallucinating drugs, I feel we would be more understanding and open to others

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@WeedFactFiction I think if people would discover a way to open their mind and see the world from a different perspective, it would improve

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@Hanzi83 you need to be satisfied with your self, worrying what others think of you only creates resentment to all

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@Hanzi83 lighting one up for you..stay real

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@Hanzi83 why not?

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Is cheering for Obama's death the same as Pakistans cheering on 9-11?

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Note to self: don't smoke before taking a shower, you run out of water before soaping up. #stoned #weed