Johnny Hates Sand

the measure of a man lies not in what he says, but what he tweets

[Johnny Hates Sand @theStoopidBoy]

Heard joke once:
Robot goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life harsh & cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Dr says, "Treatment is simple. Great movie I saw once, about a robot who finds his soul. Go and see it"
Robot bursts into tears.
"But doctor.."

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

1. ticketmaster/livenation monopoly
2. live shows are the only way artists make money now since streaming killed album residuals
3. commercial rent has decimated smaller venues

[roshan @rhymewithocean]

“right wingers will be disingenuous about it” is a problem faced by every left political project ever. might i suggest familiarizing yourself with the concept of fighting for things because they’re good?

[the mackdalorian @sithstrings]

help this is so funny😭

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[Jamie Iovine @Jamie_iovine]

he gonna curse the president

[Kyle Katarn @Ky1eKatarn]

#TheMandalorianAndGrogu is the first Star Wars film not to feature ANY gonk droids in 42 years. I've seen it 4 times, and you better believe I was scanning every frame! I really liked the movie, but that's pretty wild tbh

[alixbugbug 🐛🛸 @alixbugbug]

i like how their first instinct is "it’s fake food" and not "it’s poor quality produce that wasn’t conserved properly in the supply chain" so now instead of advocating for better food regulations they just spat out conspiracy theories online

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

The flag on WWE’s building in Stamford tonight hit a power line and caught FIRE. 💀

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[alex @steven_lebron]

colonel sanders was a sauga mans?????

[Prairie Investor @prairieinvest]

One day, you’re one of the biggest companies in Canada. Next thing you know, you’re reduced to a display rack inside Canadian Tire

[Low-Poly Paul Atreides @muaddibstyle]

Scorsese is pro-AI for the same reason so many middle aged and older people in creative industries are, and the same reason all those college administrators we saw getting booed were: they are being lied to about something they don’t really understand by enthusiastic rich people.

[John Silver @SilverNumber1]

Old man John

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Really funny to call knowing what your movie's about and not making it up on set "the Christopher Nolan way." It's just the normal way.

[Lucas Museum of Narrative Art @lucasmuseum]

This is where the fun begins.

From the plaza of the Lucas Museum, visitors are greeted by the original N-1 Starfighter that was used in Star Wars: Episode I, featuring R2-D2 in position to pilot the craft and welcome you to the museum.

#LucasMuseum #GeorgeLucas #N1Starfighter #museum #sneakpeek

[IandrewDiceClay @IANdrewDiceClay]

McMahon spent more money on NDA's than Steve Austin and Hulk Hogan made in their careers. That doesnt sound like a guy where making money was life or death to him.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[Fujoshi's Island @Dauragon]

The beautiful thing about the ogre meme imo is that all of the anxiety is coming from a genuine effort to engage with the work. It is admirable to be Ogre. In college the class Ogre during literature courses was a crucial participant cause they would always ask the best questions