StraightWhiteCappy

Try and get me here Zuccerberg. The first and original Straight, White, Capitalist. Now on Twitter.

[StraightWhiteCappy @TheStr8WhiteCap]

Try and get me here Zuccerberg #MarkZuckerberg #Facebook

[StraightWhiteCappy @TheStr8WhiteCap]

I'm going to CarbondALE Brew Fest. Check it out! https://t.co/q0Wl7vUSNX

[StraightWhiteCappy @TheStr8WhiteCap]

Bullets don't affect me.

I have gun laws to protect me. https://t.co/NL98CwCLIC

[StraightWhiteCappy @TheStr8WhiteCap]

The people who say the government shouldn't regulate what a woman does with her body because they don't understand how a woman works are the same people who want to the government to ban "assault rifles"

#MarchForOurLives

[StraightWhiteCappy @TheStr8WhiteCap]

@Chicago_Police Good thing those criminals were stopped by those laws which forbid crime. Perfect example of how mag restrictions and AR bans won't affect anyone other than legal owners.

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Good work team https://t.co/xVi8uRLWm8

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Unfortunately this is accurate but Wisconsin and Indiana don't mind having a bigger population.

I could liken Illinois to Japan in a certain regard. https://t.co/H588hS8Hvm

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Massive reaction to our interview with Iranian Embassy Siege SAS hero Bob Curry on @GMB today. Just outrageous that he is homeless while one of the terrorists from the Siege is living in a comfortable UK council home.
Shame on you @HfdsCouncil - get it sorted NOW.

[StraightWhiteCappy @TheStr8WhiteCap]

S O Y https://t.co/QIFxxNwl3m

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What the heck?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

My new @DailyMail column is about the #Girther fat-shaming campaign against Donald Trump.
Posting soon.

[StraightWhiteCappy @TheStr8WhiteCap]

Them: What can we do to fix these so-called "shithole" nation?
Me:

#shitholestorm

[StraightWhiteCappy @TheStr8WhiteCap]

Staying up all night and being exhausted during the day > Being sensible and getting a full nights rest

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Activates those almonds https://t.co/xtxjV80CUJ

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I keep forgetting this exists lol

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When you live in a police state but the police are horribly ineffective. https://t.co/c7rdwMNSjk

[Onlinemagazin Ⓥ @OnlineMagazin]

🆘‼️😂👮 UK: What's the situation in #London right now? Everything calm and normal, and no special occurrences.

[StraightWhiteCappy @TheStr8WhiteCap]

@DavidAyerMovies I'll give you credit mate you did a better job than @rianjohnson but honestly you need to work on character development still, same problem with Suicide Squad and Fury #BrightMovie

[StraightWhiteCappy @TheStr8WhiteCap]

Merry Christmas

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What the hell is this goddamn fucking bullshit?

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Rip https://t.co/zPrvZlyv5v

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#zimbabwemarch #RobertMugabe