It’s recess and you’re in grade 2. You kick a soccer ball and your shoe goes farther then the ball. Congratulations, you are now the funniest kid in class
Hockey analogy: Our Coach Dr. Morrison has done a great job with our team. We have played well and have a lead..we KNOW it’s not a safe lead. We KNOW we can play better.Stick to the Coaches game plan! social distance, wash hands, isolate. We can’t let our Coach down!! #WeGotThis
So I was talking to a lady in the lineup at liquor store... she was complaining about not being able to get toilet paper anywhere... employee rings in her bill and asks if she wanted a receipt.. she roars out “Yes!!! I may need to wipe me arse with it!!!! #truestory😂😂😂
She’s a student in the @hollandcollege School of Performing Arts and now 22 year-old Megan Ellands @meggnog56 is also a top 100 finalist in @CBCMusic Searchlight. We talk with Megan and hear her song today on Mainstreet https://t.co/3u7rFNDFiq