Griffin

Flâneur / advancing understandings

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

I keep having this dream where I accidentally kill an Asian boy. His sister is the only one that saw. lol.

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

they’re calling this the most french sentence of all time

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Once you see Stav’s or Adam’s solo work it becomes abundantly clear Nick was doing ALL the heavy lifting.

[dolo @doloyeung]

Nick Mullen was nothing like I expected him to be. He refused to riff with me, stood stony faced through my gay Johnny Bravo bit, and seemed annoyed when I started ridiculing Adam. I feel like the last ten years of my life were a lie

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Dick Cheney is dead. Despite the fact that his actions directly resulted in the deaths of millions, he showed courage at the end of his life to step across the aisle and endorse Kamala Harris in this last election.

[Olimpiu Di Luppi @olimpiuurcan]

Leonard Barden: "Naroditsky played more than 140,000 games in his career, including nearly 600 against Carlsen alone. The No. 1 played him online on his wedding night, and then again while waiting in the delivery room for his first child." https://t.co/in42z7MaU6

[Charlotte Chess Center @CLTchesscenter]

The Naroditsky family shares the sad news of Daniel’s unexpected passing. Daniel was a talented chess player, educator, and beloved member of the chess community. We ask for privacy as the family grieves.

[hazel🎃🧹 @BluebriarArts]

this is the kinda shit the catholic church was doing when martin luther was around

[GL @gldivittorio]

Before anyone comes at him for not wearing socks, please understand that rawdogging loafers is a traditional component of Italian formal wear

[Griffin @TheTestyStatue]

@ray_ban @asvpxrocky Impeccable timing. Imagine if this was last week.

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

i love you pain au chocolat....

[Prognoz Pogodi @PPogodi]

This is who brought down the Assad Regime

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Cool hot girlfriend on your Instagram story dude. I hope you fucking die

[Griffin @TheTestyStatue]

Major Reichstag vibes this afternoon…

[Griffin @TheTestyStatue]

CGD plan? No thanks. I got a CDG plan

[Griffin @TheTestyStatue]

I no longer fear the razor guarding my heel

[Griffin @TheTestyStatue]

I would write for SNL but im on strike right now

[Griffin @TheTestyStatue]

My intuition is telling me there’ll be better days

[Griffin @TheTestyStatue]

Happy birthday to the best sister anyone could have. She truly holds this family together and we could not do it without her. God bless

[Griffin @TheTestyStatue]

good kid, m.A.A.d city