The Thing

I am a book by @DadburnTheKid & @DanielEgneus I don't drink piña coladas and rain is not good for me. All tweets are apocryphal.

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The rhubarb seems to have been affected by the heat...

https://t.co/CQvL5vtor2

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... and when I lifted the lid, for a moment I was absolutely convinced that the previous owner of the sewing box was an international singing sensation ...

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They had a lovely owl.

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Ah.

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... but as luck would have it, it turned out to be just a lifelike bag of sand.

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Well, my yoghurts are finally all in alphabetical order in the fridge.

Mine aren't.

You didn't get the memo?

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I'm famous, me.

Who told you that?

I did.

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The Rhubarb has just informed me that I'm going out of print.

Free at last.

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Okay. So. I'm just going to come right out and say it.

What?

I really, really, really think shelves are great.

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Just forget I said anything.

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It's complicated and personal and I really don't ever like to talk about it.

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You left the butter out.

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There's something I've been meaning to tell you for a while now.

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...

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... and sometimes too, I wonder if their sufficiency is elegant.

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I do sometimes dwell on the number of my appendages....