Thomas E Kenyon

Just doing the finest impression of me, being me.

[Thomas E Kenyon @TheThomasKenyon]

@mickeyavalon Hey dude.. I've been catching you all over since the beginning of your career. I want to catch you at the Empire Garage in Austin on June 6th.. I am just over standing in crowds at my age.. I don't see any "VIP seating?" Done plenty your "meet and greets". Any way to help?

[Thomas E Kenyon @TheThomasKenyon]

@claudiagmodel @elonmusk People who are not from Texas always do shit like this guy when they come to Texas.

[Thomas E Kenyon @TheThomasKenyon]

@dallas_chop @mickeyavalon Damn dude.. nicely done. And here I thought I was a massive fan.

[Thomas E Kenyon @TheThomasKenyon]

@doddie_mcclure @MrTommyLand It was a "Rocker's and Rapper's from the 80's and 90's" party... and yes, I won best costume. Likely see lots of people copying my costume for Halloween this year based on the response of this tweet to Tommy.

[Thomas E Kenyon @TheThomasKenyon]

@HHDaCount Lets fucking rock!!

[Thomas E Kenyon @TheThomasKenyon]

@alexaxroseo Unfollow them on social media.. I do that with people who post their pets, their kids or multi level marketing schemes too much.

If they directly ask why I unfollowed them, I tell them the truth.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

DAK BUBBA THAT WAS WORST PLAY SINCE SPIDERMAN THE MUSICAL

[Thomas E Kenyon @TheThomasKenyon]

@mickeyavalon @RLReevesJr One more Mickey.. come back to Austin soon.

[Thomas E Kenyon @TheThomasKenyon]

@RLReevesJr @mickeyavalon Thanks for the great show in Austin Mickey!!

[Thomas E Kenyon @TheThomasKenyon]

@AlexaObledo Ya know.. I lost my dad.. Gabby's grandfather, about 6 months ago.. he was the the most caring, intelligent and amazing man I ever met. Most people who knew him, said the same as I. Have solace in knowing that your dad is living inside you and all you do.

[Thomas E Kenyon @TheThomasKenyon]

@gabby_marie98 Grandpa Kenyon loved you very much.. I will miss him so much.

[Thomas E Kenyon @TheThomasKenyon]

@gabby_marie98 Grandpa did not like hospitals at all. He thought they "sucked the life out of you". Even though they are supposed to save you? I thought a few times I should have put him into a hospital during his last days but, he wouldnt have wanted it.. He passed away on his own terms.

[Thomas E Kenyon @TheThomasKenyon]

@CoastalPassion Gabi!! You look amazing! Hope all is well!

[Cycle World @CycleWorldMag]

If the white-glove treatment at #Ducati Island I experienced during #MotoGP in Austin is any indication, I may have to buy something from Bologna soon. https://t.co/eIaIZaDcHu

[Thomas E Kenyon @TheThomasKenyon]

@LeAnn_Wallace #skoltothebowl

[Thomas E Kenyon @TheThomasKenyon]

@TerriLeighTV Good to meet you! Hope you enjoy Austin!!

[Thomas E Kenyon @TheThomasKenyon]

@TerriLeighTV

[Thomas E Kenyon @TheThomasKenyon]

@gabbstaa_18 that is awesome. That would be framed so fast... it isnt even funny

[Charlie Sheen @charliesheen]

Major League
continues to be the gift
that keeps on giving!

if called upon,
I'd be honored.