The Three Fairies

🩷 Flora: Amanda
💚 Fauna: Kara
💙 Merryweather: Maren

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*getting ready to go out for NYE*
💚: Do I need a coat?
💙: You’re in wool.
🩷: Do I need a coat?
💙: You’re in a crop top.

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9 years later we finally remembered our password and account recovery email….we’re baaaack ✨ #atleastwethinkwerehilarious

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We're backkkkkkkkk :) Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather reporting for duty #didyoumissus @Amanda_Bethany @karanicole1014 @marenrenee319

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Fl: "Hotdish vs. casserole is like lasagna vs. spaghetti."
Mw: "That's the most accurate description I've ever heard." 😂 #midwest #mngirls

[Maren Matthias @marenmatthias]

And so the fight continues.

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I'm just saying #perseverance #motivation #inspiration #keepgoing

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"Ambushing alone is less of an ambush...it's more like stalking" #creeperproblems #toomuchwork

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Fauna: it's not blinking anymore! Flora: I think it's radiating through the sides! #omg

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Flora can't sleep with blinking lights so she's on layer 25 of duct taping the blinking smoke alarm..... And still going #slightlyobsesed

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"It's toasty in here. You're toasty in here. You're made of toast!
...I'm 'toast' sober." 😂
#maybenot #wegaveFaunabooze #HappyNewYear

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Fl: They say toasty feet leads to a warm heart!
Mw: Do they now?
Fl: I thought I heard that somewhere...

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FN: she has a 3 carat! FL: I have carrots... In the fridge! MW: how many? 3? FL: a whole bag! Fn: you have 25 carrots FL: with ranch!

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Fauna: GASP I can break into Floras phone! Flora: or rather someone could cut off your finger and break into my phone #iphone6 #fingerprint

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Flora's come to the conclusion she can't get married until the year 2103. Unless Jan 2 isn't on a weekend...the date must be sequential!

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Fl: I wish we had a fireplace right now, I would soooo jump in
Mw: I'm glad we DON't have a fireplace...my god

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Fl: OMG, my alarm didn't go off
Mw: oh no, it did. It's been going off for an hr. Figured u needed the sleep
Fl: no way
3 mins later *alarm

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Fl & Mw-we've made so many appearances at Target we've become affectionately known as the "cute coat ladies" by a fabulous employee #noshame

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"It's a very violent sport, isn't it, baseball" #Hook #DustinHoffman #throwback #obsessed

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"We will see about that, about that we will see. We will see about that, about that we will see!" #thismeanswar #obsessed

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*Fl fast forwards movie*
Mw: What are you doing?!
Fl: Oh, I thought it was a pool commercial!

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Flora and Merryweather starting #Thanksgiving celebrations out right #cranberrychevre #mimosas #cookingadventures