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I only attend parties that I know will have at least one dog there.

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I did some RULL nice hair today. I wanted to show you all 🤷🏼‍♀️🤗

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“My insecurities surround me like lions in the den
And I feel like I’m losing touch with what I am again
Slowly I remember why I cannot pretend
That I never think of you in all this screaming silence

[oh god I wish you were here]”

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I know that beggars can’t be choosers but I refuse to live in an apartment with carpeting. Hardwood is elite and I don’t understand why renovated apartments STILL have carpet. Disgusting.

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Why are grown men not more embarrassed about their bathroom situations…?

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Katara and Zuko should have been end game

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I’m so motherfucking sad but Daddy’s Home won’t stop playing in my head what a ride

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Dogs’ Favorite thing to do:
❌ fetch
❌ act like their loving owner who gives them everything means nothing to them when guests are over
❌ sniffing butts/crotches
☑️ lick off freshly applied lotion

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What is Travis Barker doing these days, you ask? He’s on a TikTok live with a peloton instructor doing a shadow boxing class.
But since he’s Travis Barker, he’s playing drums. For the music for the class.
What a time to be alive.

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The problem with a lot of dudes who want a trad-wife is that they refuse to be a traditional husband.

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@koopmh22 Hit the panic button 😭😭😭

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Hell is having to pee really bad but you wore jeans with all buttons instead of a zipper

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I can’t believe ‘gauze’ is a word

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If my roommates never buy lighters, but always have lighters, and I keep buying lighters only to have them disappear, but “no one is taking them”, how many apples does little Johnny have?
I don’t know but he better give me back my damn lighters.

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There’s a really cute, sporty spice type girlie sitting next to me on my flight and I want to befriend her so bad but she’s really into whatever she’s doing on her phone so I don’t wanna but her also I’m 100% sure she’s too cool for me

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The strangest feeling is the mix of both relief and immense sadness

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God I hope my teenaged niece till thinks I’m cool

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I am shooketh to my core

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I’ll never be an “It Girl”, but lately I have been drinking water and eating food before having coffee for the day. So. Feeling a little iconic.

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Something about the controller being the only surviving passenger is poetic

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I love that by bf knows to remind me that if I mount a tv to the wall of the living room, I can’t just rearrange the furniture on a whim anymore, so I need to be okay with committing to a set up BEFORE I put the tv up.
I’ve rearranged this room 4 times in 2 years. Pray 4 me

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More lil art projects 🥹