TheTMFM

Some random guy

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@tysonbroyles @Twitter

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First time on @Twitter since 2014. I wasn’t banned, it just didn’t seem fun. Now I’m interested.

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@LashLush but of course! This was quickly followed up by a day at the golf course.

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Rough morning for coffee on the deck...

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Just realized 43% of Americans don't pay income tax...holy shit!

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I'm not the type of person you want to put on speakerphone.

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Swing Oil. #TFM

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@chelseabpearson yea yea

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@chelseabpearson I don't like this at all. You can come hang out in my car with me!!

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@chelseabpearson :(

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@chelseabpearson I wish I could!! I don't think you'll still be awake when I'm off work

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BREAKING: Coors Light Party Train Crash Kills Hundreds http://t.co/b1WzKUu2wy

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Having many sweaters that Bill Cosby would wear, and getting drunk enough in them that you start talking like Bill Cosby. #TFM

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@HaydonP23 red flag day???

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@AM_Unit face!

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@AM_Unit you're a two way street

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@AM_Unit bitch

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@AM_Unit true that. Which is why it's BS you don't come out here!

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@tysonbroyles hurry and get out here. We have work to do #fuckbitches #getmoney

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"Is it food time yet?" - My brain, all day