Todd Halling

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

it's lucky for the DC rioters that they were just a lawless mob of armed white terrorists storming the Capitol building and vandalizing offices, and not, let's say, a black man selling loose cigarettes on a street corner, because there are serious consequences for that

[Luibeeee @luibeeee]

I am at a loss for words. #WashingtonDC #Capitol

[Todd Halling @TheToddley]

#esurancesave30 that would almost pay off my student loans

[Todd Halling @TheToddley]

#esurancesave30

[Todd Halling @TheToddley]

Thanks @amazon for not delivering my family's presents. Why bother paying for #amazonprime when you can't meet guaranteed delivery dates?

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I’m tired of that “I can’t spoon feed you ice cream I’m holding a baby and watching the 4 other kids right now” excuse.

[Todd Halling @TheToddley]

@Uverse loved my service, however was disappointed in the customer relations. Promised one price charged another. Had to cancel.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

The hardest part of parenting is when I’m with my kids.

[Todd Halling @TheToddley]

#epicprovoannouncement pretty awesome. #googlefiber

[The Following @TheFollowingFOX]

FREE swag to those who tweet with #TheFollowing tonight (while supplies last)! RT now and look out for a reply from us…

[Todd Halling @TheToddley]

#thefollowing is mediocre

[Todd Halling @TheToddley]

@joelmchale was less than impressed with our meeting today. Sorry for being taller.