Poseidon

[Poseidon @TheTridentGod]

Stylish

[Poseidon @TheTridentGod]

How did I get to be so good looking if the rest of family is so ugly?

[Poseidon @TheTridentGod]

@TheTridentGod: My lovely symbols are tridents, sea shells, dolphins, horses, and tidal waves.

[Poseidon @TheTridentGod]

Those who anger have an earthquake in their future!

[Poseidon @TheTridentGod]

What great day. Haven't seen the two most annoying gods Zeus and Athena

[Poseidon @TheTridentGod]

I'm in the mood for a party. Where's Dionysus when you need him? #BottomsUp

[Poseidon @TheTridentGod]

I'm so proud of my amazing son Triton

[Poseidon @TheTridentGod]

None of those good looks came from my parents Cronus and Rhea. And they definitely didn't give any to @ZEUSwag either!

[Poseidon @TheTridentGod]

Why can't Zeus be more like Hades? He's so annoying with his stupid lightning bolt.

[Poseidon @TheTridentGod]

How ya like me now? I'm the god of the sea, earthquakes and horses.

[Poseidon @TheTridentGod]

My wife Amphitrite is lookin mighty fine today

[Poseidon @TheTridentGod]

I'm feeling roman today, so you can call me Neptune.

[Poseidon @TheTridentGod]

@ZEUSwag , why you steppin in my water?

[Poseidon @TheTridentGod]

What's my favorite animal? Horse of course!

[Poseidon @TheTridentGod]

Get at me @ZEUSwag !

[Poseidon @TheTridentGod]

I hate olives!