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[Troy @TheTroyTime]

@virginmedia ya cunts

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Couple having a full on Jeremy Kyle argument in the pizza shop

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@JoeyyWalker america fears immigrants and all other candidates were unlikeable, he'll be POTUS as well because Hillary is a joke.

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Placebo are one of the worst bands ever

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In the pub and they've got corrie on with audio descriptions turned on

[Chris (Simpsons artist) @getbentsaggy]

donald trump age 1 and a half xox

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@michaeljopling4 I'm disappointed mate

[Absolute Radio @absoluteradio]

To honour the great man we will play nothing but Bowie from 9-10am. Your memories & track requests most welcome

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.

[Jeremy Goldman @jeremarketer]

Scott Weiland, 1967-2015. Huge contributions to rock. You'll be missed, good sir.

[Troy @TheTroyTime]

@kellyadams17081 whats the chance of getting it at midnight if you haven't pre-ordered?

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Will I ever be dank :(

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Tinder could you pls not

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THUMB RING BITCH #NewGirl

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@kellyadams17081 eye liner is always a yes

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Some of these profiles on tinder 'I've got a 6 month old boy' then why are you on tinder trying to get bucked, priorities man

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99% sure that females can detect competition and react based upon that.

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@kellyadams17081 Fucking Jamie Oliver, the prick

[Troy @TheTroyTime]

"Even the menu was edible, they said it wasn't, but I ate it."