Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽

Heart Throb. Poet. Salesman. Pariah. Genius. Philosopher. Celebrity. Unfriended & Blocked. Dead Broke. I didn’t sniff you.

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@1JankyAnarchist @AlienW3b Yes, he did. But the character was static, he didn't really evolve over time. He served a specific purpose on the show and was great at it, but that's why his character was there. He wasn't asked or required to do more.

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@christian2fly @OrevaZSN What decade do you live in? The 1990's? Why would anyone want to take their printout needs to a "paper shop"? The inconvenience ALONE is enough, but wanting to casually print out a recipe or hey, what about a Fandango receipt, should be enough examples to clue you in.

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@froggy_pot @gardengirl125 @LeahRain77 You enjoy animal cruelty and torture? Yeah, that seems pretty on point for a modern con.

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@gardengirl125 @LeahRain77 I stopped it at the :12 second mark. Too late already, and the descriptive post was more than enough.

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@realpublicius "We didn't treat Joe Biden like dirt..."?? Booing him during addresses to Congress doesn't count? How about "Let's Go, Brandon"? Self-awareness=0

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@turtledumplin If I ever saw you playing beach volleyball, someone would have to call ME an ambulance. 🤪

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@EmJHarris2 @julie_at_law You can print a receipt from nearly 100% of online payment systems, so there can always be a paper trail. Plus email receipts.

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@mask_bastard Who has a vested interest in keeping her online?

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@Cor_America1776 @ComicBook_Movie A big screen Black Cat is overdue, and Marvel has been in talks with Sydney Sweeney - which seems like ideal casting.

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@WebbaBroadside @ComicBook_Movie Wouldn't have been better. Madelyn Pryor was a clone and we don't need to start that at the introduction to mutants.

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@_mari_017 @joearector @ComicBook_Movie It wasn't Miles Morales - he won't be introduced into the MCU until *after* the Spider-verse movies are finished.

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@jhoski38 @ImNotWrongBruh @Pirat_Nation Hiding would seem to absolutely help you, especially if you plan to go down in a blaze of glory. It's still going down. At least you might see who you're facing and if it's the cops, you stand down before getting gunned down.

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@SimbaTeri @harvv From the lobby or bathroom. No one wants to see the glow from your phone screen while trying to watch the movie. Honestly, if you can't go 2 hours without texting your bros, you have attachment issues.

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@KAHALA123Y There's a one-word answer for his question:

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@jhoski38 @ImNotWrongBruh @Pirat_Nation LMAO grab a gun no matter who it is or how many there are because even if you die you'll maybe wing one of them, even though it's most likely the cops, he says.

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@2nd_zoeyy There are far more places on the list of "Cities I would never visit again" if I got $8K/week for life. That would be EASY.

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@shelbystardust You remind me of something I did not know. Is true?

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@Mikey_A_Roberts @TheKaylaBecker You'll want to buy a blue check mark if you're going to post obvious Rage Bait like this weak take.

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@jhoski38 @ImNotWrongBruh @Pirat_Nation The chances of you surviving plummet especially if you're wrong. Hiding would seem the better play here. If I'm going to croak, "taking one with me" would hardly seem to matter in the moment.

[Shifty McGee ✍️📖👽 @TheTrueShifty]

@bradgaming84 @ImNotWrongBruh @Pirat_Nation Those who SWAT other people are real life cowards who wouldn't have the stones to visit this guy, break in, and try to shoot him. As a point of reference.