Peter Zilahy

Quarantine diary of the author of The Last Window Giraffe; fee/fie/fo/fum

[Peter Zilahy @TheTwilosopher]

If you treat the planet like a rental car, it’s gonna stop one day in the middle of space.

#StateOfEmergency #ClimateChange #Climate #SaturdayMorning

[Peter Zilahy @TheTwilosopher]

How did we get from six degrees of separation to six feet? The smaller the world gets the less familiar it looks. Thanks to coronavirus we are more connected than ever before. From the tiniest of islands to the great metropolis. It's been an awkward pause for mankind.

#COVID19

[Peter Zilahy @TheTwilosopher]

You met me at a very strange time in my life.

#Quarantine #COVIDー19 #Covid19 #coronavirus #summer #NYC

[Peter Zilahy @TheTwilosopher]

For a while, I thought the whole Kardashian thing was just cool guerilla advertising against face recognition. If it’s all about inner value, then losing face for the survival of the species is a small price to pay.

#mondaythoughts #Science #Quarantine #quotes #Kanye #Kardashian

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#SundayVibes #QuarantineLife #WhyImFeelingAnxious #Covid_19 #COVIDIOT #Covid19 #NobodyArtistClub #quoteoftheday #lockdown

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Curiously, there’s been a spike in cosmetic surgeries as patrons make the most of the quarantine and use the time for healing while working from home. Wearing a mask under a mask is a fitting metaphor for our times and begs the question: Why do we need a face in the first place?

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The future of cosmetic surgery is obviously brain surgery. That's where the Kardashians meet Kanye.

#mondaythoughts #quotes #comedy #Kardashians #KanyeWest #Science #Quarantine #NYC #AI

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Ageing is human progress in its purest form.

#MondayMotivation #Monday #quotes #comedy #KanyeWest #COVIDIOTS #Science #COVIDー19

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It took me a while to notice that Americans put the stress on dic in dictator. Europeans step over the first bit real quick and go for the next syllable. Like, we know it but can we just not state the obvious please.
#Quarantine #DonaldTrump #GOP #dictator #COVIDー19 #quotes #nyc

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Turns out that for Trump being president was just a distraction from other things.

#TrumpsCoronavirusRally #WorstPresidentInHistory #AmericaOrTrump #TulsaDeathRally #Barr

[Peter Zilahy @TheTwilosopher]

How did we get from six degrees of separation to six feet?

#Quarantine #comedy #writerslife #sundayvibes #SundayFunday #NYC #quoteoftheday #COVIDー19 #COVID19 #coronavirus

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It’s about time to take a vacation from my quarantine, and myself. I’m literally going to a farm upstate, though officially it’s not part of New York anymore, and it's not really a farm. At least there’s a farm next door, they say. Too good to be true, right?

#Quarantine #comedy

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We’re all in it together. To rise above the shit is an act of arrogance.

#Quarantine #comedy #writerslife #sundayvibes #SundayMorning #NYC #quoteoftheday #COVIDー19 #COVID19 #coronavirus

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Are we able to say or do anything original, or are we stuck in the game till the end of times, like snowflakes in a globe?

#FlashbackFriday #fridaymorning #COVID19 #coronavirus #writing #writers #quotes #Quarantine #FunFactFriday #NYC #FBF

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We’re all re-gifters in the arts. If someone came up with something truly original no one would get it.

#philosophy #writer #artshare #nyc #life #Quarantine #COVIDー19

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If we are dust and we remain dust no matter what, why bother? We’re going to be put together again and again in every possible way and repeat all the dusty things dust can do.

#FlashbackFriday #fridaymorning #COVID19 #coronavirus #Election2020 #FBF #writing #Quarantine #NYC

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The way the world is heading, perhaps there's already a name for all things shiny and reflective flying around with the sole purpose of serving as a mirror for selfies. Here I am riding the wave with this belfie on the back of a bee, staying ahead of the curve in a twisted world!

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#thursdayvibes #thursday #tbt #COVIDー19 #NYC #COVID19Colorado #COVID19 #WearADamnMask

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After 9/11, I walked to ground zero nearly every day and saw the mood changing gradually. First it was silence, then anger, and after 3 months I saw a sign “Closest Bar to Ground Zero." It's taken NYC 3 months once again to recover from the trauma and turn the sidewalk into a bar

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I don’t envy generation Z, it’s a jungle out there. Survival of the selfiest.

#thursdaymorning #thursdayvibes #thursdaythoughts #COVID__19 #QuarantineLife

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I grew up in a rose garden, I literally had to stop smelling the roses if I was ever to get anything done.

#TrumpPressConference #Biden #Biden2020Landslide #TrumpIsNotWell #COVID19 #Quarantine #quoteoftheday #DonaldTheDope

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Elections are about choice, you may choose to suspend your disbelief.

#ThursdayThoughts #IWantToPretend #TBT #Quarantine #NoOneIsAboveTheLaw #Slovenia #EnemyOfThePeople

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Thinking about sex is roughly 99 percent of sex.

#NationalNudeDay #JustWokeUpAnd #QuarantineLife #HumpDay #NYC #TuesdayVibes #quotes #quoteslike #fun #TuesdayThoughts

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The most overrated thing on Earth is an erection.

#WednesdayMorning #WednesdayVibes #HumpDay #SearsTower

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#BookWorm #QuarantineLife #lockdown #writerslift #CoronaDon #NYC #Covid_19 #COVID19 #coronavirus #twitterlife #MondayVibes

[Peter Zilahy @TheTwilosopher]

I didn't pick up any novels during the lockdown. I was stuck in this world, I couldn't enter another. I searched for clues in fragmented narratives. Leafing through the Bible, I couldn’t help noticing an implication of judgement on the last page. Reminded me of Twitter. #Covid_19

[Peter Zilahy @TheTwilosopher]

I didn't pick up any novels during the lockdown. I was stuck in this world, I couldn't enter another. I searched for clues in fragmented narratives. Leafing through the Bible, I couldn’t help noticing an implication of judgement on the last page. Reminded me of Twitter. #Covid_19