Tyler Mints

Live weak. Love strong. Engineer and Worship Enthusiast!

[Tyler Mints @TheTylerMints]

Lady Liberty: come over

George Washington: I can’t I’m out with the boys

Lady Liberty: my parents are in England giving taxation without representation

George Washington:

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

On July 4th, 2022, a protester tried to interrupt the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. Joey Chestnut, mid-hot dog inhale, immediately put him in a headlock and then went right back to eating. He still won the contest that year. Legend.

[Lomez @L0m3z]

Seeing tweets like: “There are solutions to this problem, but many will find them morally grotesque and our leaders will surely cower in the face of what must be done”

And I can’t tell if they’re about Birthright Citizenship or what to do to the ref who gave the red card

[staysaasy @staysaasy]

I just want other countries to know that if you knock the USA out of this tournament on our home field during this anniversary year, we will overthrow your government with direct energy weapons.

Good luck have fun everyone!

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

• Game finished after midnight ET
• On the West Coast
• On an unexpected lead change at the end of the game
• In a game that ultimately had no impact on the fate of either team

Heck of a way to welcome back #Pac12AfterDark after 2 years off!

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

2-0 USA

IT’S CALLED SOCCER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Basketball University @UofBasketball]

Best Playoff Lineups Since 2004…

[Tyler Mints @TheTylerMints]

@FiredUpCoug Love me some steaks but I’m getting hosed. I’m genuinely picking a cool rock over honey baked ham

[Tyler Mints @TheTylerMints]

Didn’t know Rod Strickland existed until about 5 minutes ago but I’ll take it.

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

No idea who made this game, but it's extremely fun and addicting.

Thank me later.

https://t.co/eBuLwK7hU0

[Tyler Mints @TheTylerMints]

“… excited about Kyle Pitts.”

[Jagger May @JagSays]

Finishing up projections for lots of content next week

- D'Andre Swift might feed families at cost
- I think we should be more excited about Kyle Pitts
- I just don't want any part of Denver that isn't Bo Nix
- LeQuint Allen might make the entire Jags backfield suck for fantasy

[Tyler Mints @TheTylerMints]

@JoshuaBarzon Yes

[Tyler Mints @TheTylerMints]

@GenieOdin707 Big Mouth Billy Blicky

[Tyler Mints @TheTylerMints]

1) Hate
2)Hate
3) Finish New Years Weekend cowards

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

The coaches have spoken: In a vote last week, the AFCA Board swung its support behind (1) a playoff with the max participants (likely 24); (2) discontinuing conference championships; and (3) ending CFP by second week of January, they tell @YahooSports.

https://t.co/kZ2wlHmB3r

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

🎼 And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cause I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall 🎶

[wanye @xwanyex]

5yo said to me as we were walking into church this morning, “I’m going to be a 10.”

I didn’t know what he meant. “A ten?”

“You know, like last week you asked me to rate how I did in church and you said zero was really bad and 10 is like an angel. I’m going to be a 10 today.”

“OK,” I said, “just sit still and be quiet the whole time and that’s a 10.”

Cut to 15 minutes into the service and he’s climbing around and writhing on the pew, so I leaned down and whispered, “this is not 10 behavior.”

And he looks up at me, plaintively, and says, “maybe I could be a 7.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

America can start to heal when we remove pickleball and those who play it from this country

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

"But we preach Christ crucified, a stumbling block to Jews and absolutely bonkers to Gentiles."

https://t.co/qGdVAjWxZd

[American Conservation Coalition @ACC_National]

Big Bend National Park has more bird species than any national park in America, one of the darkest skies on the continent, a river that is older than human memory.

Texas gave America this. And it's worth protecting.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

5. Most will blame the Supreme Court, but this is congress’s fault. Our modern leadership is so incapable of solving current problems in the country that we have to debate what people dead for 150 years thought about an issue people alive today are too cowardly to solve.

[Marcus Pittman @ImKingGinger]

Lot’s of people are responding negatively to my analysis that Project Hail Mary is a Christian movie. Especially Christians.

Faith Based Entertainment has spoon fed Church Slop to Christians for so long they don’t know how to do critical analysis of stories anymore. They can’t comprehend that a story about a man named Grace aboard a ship called Hail Mary who sacrifices his life to save humanity is a Christian story.

Because nobody said a sinner’s prayer at the end and there wasn’t an altar call in the third act. Twenty years of Church Movies broke your brain.

Faith Based entertainment has absolutely dumbed down Evangelicals.

[Tyler Mints @TheTylerMints]

Even the modern secular world understands the need of a sacrifice for sins. God has written it on our hearts.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Costco's new 10 pound giant chocolate bunny is so big it has instructions stating it should be smashed with a hammer

It contains a total of 22,650 calories