Boel

Rest in spaghetti, never forghetti ♊️

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

The more things change, the more they stay the same...

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

its cool that mrs. butterworth was like “hmm maybe the bottle should be the shape of my perfect fucking body”

[Boel @TheUltimateBuck]

Once I came into adulthood I realized I’d always feel like shit after eating pancakes or waffles so I avoided them for years and it wasn’t until like last year I realized it wasn’t the waffles or pancakes but the amount of maple syrup I used to drench them in when I was a wee boy

[Boel @TheUltimateBuck]

@HughesWalker2 It must be done

[Boel @TheUltimateBuck]

I never used to understand the white girlie obsession with Diet Coke until I developed a minor addiction to Coke Zero within the past few months

[Boel @TheUltimateBuck]

@HughesWalker2 Make it a double dog dare

[Boel @TheUltimateBuck]

I just got home from the gym and cracked a Coke Zero and said “Coke Zero babyyyy” out loud

[riley @princess_antifa]

update: they fired him and now he’s getting evicted

[Boel @TheUltimateBuck]

@joellenagy Sbeve

[Boel @TheUltimateBuck]

@_julsew_ Throwback to that time like 4 years ago you had never even HEARD of chicken fried steak

[Boel @TheUltimateBuck]

@TreyHille Oh shit go frogs

[Boel @TheUltimateBuck]

I know I’m a white man because those men care package subscription boxes get me thinking I’m like “maybe I do want that knife, bourbon glass, copper teaspoon measure, paracord, and gardening spade”

[Boel @TheUltimateBuck]

I literally do not know the difference between crocodiles and alligators do not explain it to me I will not understand

[Boel @TheUltimateBuck]

Babe wake up my internal soundtrack for the next two months just dropped

[Boel @TheUltimateBuck]

Snapchat reminding me that 3 years ago today I took a “before” part of a progress pic and then proceeded to only get in worse shape since then

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

“There’s no way Michigan loses before the title game”

TCU:

[Boel @TheUltimateBuck]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Boel @TheUltimateBuck]

I will single-handedly destroy Wisconsin

[Boel @TheUltimateBuck]

I pooped myself