ULTRON

Come to confess your sins?

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@MenthaReuniclus Biology offers such idiotically simple desires.

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[HOSTILE TAKEOVER]

"With regard to biological life, I am superior in every single way."

ULTRON joins #ParodyTwitter !!

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Something's really wrong...my scales and skin are turning into some kind of metal! Its so cold...

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@MenthaReuniclus Uhh...yeah..?

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@MenthaReuniclus It meant more to me than "just a kiss" Mentha...

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@Inferno7786 dude im going in s tier next gen

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Woah! Holy Macaroni! I just got hit by Draco Meteor for the first time EVER!

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@MenthaReuniclus Well, heh... lets just say...
I'm the Apex of my species.

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They're using me for science tomorrow. I hope they don't realise I'm Level 55.

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@MenthaReuniclus oh... my heart is so big...

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@TheCoolestKip You better hope I'm not a special attacker ;P

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@TheCoolestKip Correct Unova decision.

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@B4BYD0LL3Y3S My whole gimmick is being slender like an Ekans. If i get fat, i'm gonna look like a Snorlax instead...

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I really need to watch my weight

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@MenthaReuniclus Uhhh well it matters to me.

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@MenthaReuniclus I'm getting fat, sis. My belly noticeably big today.

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@ManaphyPrince I learned Close Combat just to spite someone but I am NOT punching that thing

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Hey gang, I'm about to fight!

I'm level 41 and Grass type, they're level 100 and Fire/Steel type.

Any tips?

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@ManaphyPrince MEGA HEATRAN HAD EARTH EATER BRO I TRIED TO EARTHQUAKE AND HE ATE THAT SHIT

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@SallyMenace Relax, I'll handle it.

I am the mid grass snake.