Small Penis Problems

Small dicks, big hearts. ~~parody account~~

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Why do girls get excited about 3 inches of snow but not 3 inches of penis? #notfair #lessismore

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Getting to that point in the year where you go outside and your penis disappears #FallWeather #SmallWeather

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@elilibby Right back at ya #TeamSmall

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Larry David knows what's up

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Short nigga but my dick small

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When she says, "it's the little things that count" #smallpenisproblems

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Small is the new big

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Small dicks big hearts