It's me, The Up Laws!

the band is The Up Laws now and there's also Comrade Cat so thats exciting

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I MADE THIS. I'M VERY PROUD.
https://t.co/S18GHy2hWJ

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

the hottest girl you know is having a really tough time right now

[Johnn Thelefty @Johnnthelefty]

Happy #MayDay
Only #Portland event I've seen is .@BVWU_IWW picket at 5pm
1135 NE MLK Jr Blvd
If there are others, add in comments

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Got stuck in the portland snow storm for 9 hours and all I got was this stupid tweet

[Feed The Streets PDX @Feedthestreets2]

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Mall Santa's are the OG cosplayers

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Like can you prove 2112 isn't a Murder of the Universe prologue? Are you certain Daft Punk wasn't another side project? Who told George Harrison about microtones? Its all gizz man

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As time goes on I'm becoming less and less sure that there are bands other than King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

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Twitters greatest loss was not roasting tf out of this album cover

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I hate fall. Leaves covering the ground means a spike pit could be anywhere.

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

It's a clean burning Hell I tell ya h'what

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So I have a Garfield costume and the Halloween plan is "Nathan GarFielder" but i can't think of an outfit to get Nathan across other than an oversized suit or hanging a laptop on my chest. Help?

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When I listen to "Eye of the Tiger" I like to also think I'm the rest of the tiger too

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Wtf is a dental cavity anyways? You put bones and sugar together long enough you get a little bone eating sugar monster

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She is a 10 but man is 5
And if man is 5
Then the devil is 6
And if the devil is 6
THEN GYAWD IS 7
THEN GOD IS 7

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https://t.co/q6HtWVIWEW
My album has a commercial now and it will be airing during the superbowl next year

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@honeybadgermom Are we going to start recording all the times kids pee around this city? This is perverted

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Welp my cautious optimism and hopeful demeanor has now soured back into rage. Fuck scotus.

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*New York accent* Ayyy I'm Morbin here!

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When the stress hits and I start vocalizing everything