Vance Worley Burner

McDonalds enthusiast | Go Pack Go | RIP @thevanimal46

[Vance Worley Burner @theVanimal47]

I would like to announce that I will be forgoing watching the NFL this upcoming season. Best of luck to @ShedeurSanders, the only person I still care about in the league.

Sidenote: If @deshaunwatson sees the field this year, then this world stands no chance in the future.

[NFL @NFL]

Browns trading DE Myles Garrett to Rams in exchange for EDGE Jared Verse and a 2027 1st-round pick. (via @RapSheet, @TomPelissero, @AdamSchefter)

[Vance Worley Burner @theVanimal47]

@Jaxon_mouser @Meatsauce26_ Dude please get your own head out of your ass and grow up a little bit. It would be better for yourself and the world. 99% of the people you’ll meet would never even think that picture has anything to do with that.

[Vance Worley Burner @theVanimal47]

@Jaxon_mouser @Meatsauce26_ Hey, respectfully shut the fuck up. Thanks

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@neersnbeers @Meatsauce26_ Oh yeah so weird when you’re a dumbass R*tard like yourself.

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@endlesslysoft @Meatsauce26_ He’s the biggest PEDO I know. Next to @MartyGriffinKD of course.

[Vance Worley Burner @theVanimal47]

This has to be some sort of trap right? @netanyahu

[Vance Worley Burner @theVanimal47]

Your local Daily News League team falls to 0-2 today in a miserable loss to Neto’s snack shack. Reports are coming in from none other than @EBaileysports saying this team reportedly doesn’t have enough “bandwidth”. Take that as you will.

Dick Black League team improves to 2-2.

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@MartyGriffinKD Marty you horndog, you probably watched this video 57 times by now.

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@Meatsauce26_ The Grey Goose was a mistake

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@mgswift7 @TribLIVE Not sure how much I love the trade for the future of our zoo, but if they’re looking to give the young gorillas a guy to look up to, old Little Joe is a great piece of veteran leadership.

[Gongferious Fei @Meatsauce26_]

If we’re not expanding taking your own book at a ballgame, what’s this app all for?

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@danthesportsdad @DevinBushsACL Oh krebs? With the hot mom?

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Just know I’m still here @EBaileysports. I’ll never leave.

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@Meatsauce26_ @DBINGOEOSU That looks awesome

[Vance Worley Burner @theVanimal47]

@Meatsauce26_ Literally the worst thing I’ve ever seen

[Vance Worley Burner @theVanimal47]

@TommyTanksEdman Please stop contacting me

[Vance Worley Burner @theVanimal47]

@she_luv_randy I know you don’t mean that Randy

[Vance Worley Burner @theVanimal47]

Just wanna give a shout-out to my boys @NevadaWolvesDen for being up 50-12, just embarrassing the Air Force. #BattleBorn

[Vance Worley Burner @theVanimal47]

@JohnRussellArmy @PCAinsaneasylum 85 down the dick still works on wannabe MVP candidates 😭😭

[Rod Barajas @JohnRussellArmy]

Can I help you Pete? The old dog still has some bite @theVanimal47