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Giving out comedy gold for an average 2 likes per tweet. Hobbies include making up and singing songs about my dog & filling up and emptying my Amazon Cart.

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#BritneySpears

[Perez Hilton @PerezHilton]

Are U really "self-made" if you already come from immense fame and wealth??? https://t.co/MJDNHfVOwj #KylieJenner #Forbes

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@Forbes Did you consider how discrediting it is to the actual self-made women in your article? https://t.co/Sx2EJxFGAs

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

Self-made means having succeeded in life unaided.

Used in a sentence: Forbes says that Kylie Jenner is a self-made woman.

https://t.co/sr8Ncd7s5A https://t.co/ehEL7Cf6KV

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As much as I sincerely hope everyone knows, is, and raises strong women- can we lay off that quote? #ThingsToSayToStartAFight #internationalwomansday2018

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I’m not sure I will ever get over this GIF. #Poodle #workout #GIFs #FridayThoughts

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I really wish someone would have told me that you are supposed to keep your clothes ON in the hydromassage beds at @PlanetFitness just had a really awkward encounter #NewYearsResolutions #NewYearNewMe #naked #pf #planetfitness #whoops

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Dear @RealMrClean , How is there not a holiday honoring the scientist that invented the Magic Eraser? Everytime I use it I am amazed at its versatility and thoroughness! I’ve held myself back from tweeting this about a dozen times, please respond with some days that work for u!

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I think Mike Pence thinks being gay is a choice because he made a choice to be straight. -Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp the special is on point! Thanks @thebobbyratt

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@J_Goldstein @heavyweight I think it should be tuning into* (typo drives me crazy forever)

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I’m pretty sure @J_Goldstein is one of my favorite people that I have never met. If you are not tuning in to @heavyweight u r missing out.

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One day I aspire to be as adult as I feel when my email/ pw combo works the first time. #WednesdayWisdom #adult #password

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I’m hardcore fighting the urge to cut bangs today. #Wednesday #FirstWorldProblems #hair

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A made up religion, which makes it very different than all others. #BrieflyExplainScientology

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Donald Trump hates everyone in the White House? Finally, something we can all agree on. #MentalHealthAwareness #VF #ThursdayThoughts

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@twittahobbs

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On my list of small things that make me disproportionately annoyed: People who say, “Have a blessed day.” #WednesdayWisdom

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@brandonsoles Or things that are not in my language!

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@thebobbyratt @mike_gordon Haha my hand looks like it is resting on his back but it’s in an awkward no touch Hoover 😂

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Thanks @mike_gordon