ViewFrom3F

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

If I had $1 for every time I hear someone walk on a regional jet and say, ‘this is a small plane’, I could single handedly solve world hunger

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

@flyLAXairport This traffic situation is an abomination even by Los Angeles standards. An hour on rental car bus and counting to get to my flight. #makealane

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

Am I the only one that gets frustrated when the Uber driver asks if you know how to get to your destination??!! Your app has a GPS. AND you live here.

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

Yet another new one. Don’t know how it’s possible. Thought I’d seen everything. The Tug pushed us off the gate, then lost traction in the snow at #cle . We aren’t far enough back to start engines. Can’t get pulled back in. #needabiggertug #orchains Please let me make connection!

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

Airline industry: why hast thou forsaken me??? #delayedagain #noplane #kindofimportant

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

When it comes to travel, I’m running out of ‘firsts’. But, shirtless guy on the flight from Toronto to London? Yep. First.

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

Today’s airport clown show brought to you by United agents working Air Canada flight to Toronto from CLE. My turn is going to be very tight due to delay. I asked if there could be a cart waiting at gate when we land. Response: ‘I don’t know. I’ve never been to Toronto.’ #what?

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

Traveling affords me the opportunity to see and experience so many amazing things. Like the guy that just walked in this sports bar in an ‘I ❤️ Mexican Coke’ t-shirt. #thatjusthappened

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

Just nothing like an Orlando flight. Screaming kids in 1st class. Guy in Harley shirt handing lollipops to kids on the plane. People stuffing live elephants in the overhead. Every biz traveler on board should be allowed 1 horse tranquilizer. #drugme #planecoma #harleyguyiscreepy

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

I’ve been outdone. I carry a mini Bible to ward off any overly conversant seatmates on a plane. Dude next to me just pulled out a legit hardback book called GOD. #youwin #pointtaken #nottalkingtohim

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

@united So, UA flight 987 tonight landed as UA 908 from Amsterdam at 12:54 pm today. You board hundreds of passengers to Paris at 5:15 pm. Then and only then do you decide the tires on the plane need changed. 4 hours between landing and boarding. No one looks at the plane?

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

Juxtaposition = the looks on the faces and the body language of the arriving Vegas passenger as they walk by the Gate of Disappointment, aka the looks on the faces and the body language of the departing Vegas passenger. #

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

Lucky me. United flights delayed. Had to switch to Frontier. Got to gate waiting area and this was written on my seat. #cantmakethisstuffup

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

I would just like to thank @AmericanAir for their gracious offer to upgrade to Exec Platinum status for only $1,795. After flying 92,976 miles of the 100k required and spending $18.6k of the $12k required, I think your offer is very fair.
#sarcasm

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

@AmericanAir Plane #1 broken. New gate, new plane. Now, 3 mechanics to fix flight attendant closet door. 2 hours delayed so far. Never ends

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

@AmericanAir 3 plus hours this plane's been on ground and now you check it for maintenance? The more I fly, the more you disappoint.

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

Oh @AmericanAir , you are at it again. Inbound landed at 12:45. Mntnce just went on plane at 4 for a 5 pm flt to Rome. Guess what? #delayed

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

Props to @AmericanAir . Eqpmt chg for 3510 to smaller plane. Now oversold,need volunteers. Oh, +3 standbys. Monkeys & doorknobs come 2 mind.

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

@AmericanAir At least other airlines mistreat passengers on planes instead of in boardrooms.

[ViewFrom3F @TheViewFrom3F]

3/3 @AmericanAir your seat is just as uncomfortable regardless of fare. Earning on $ instead of miles is stealing from most loyal travelers