Vino Rosso

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#gofuckyourself

[Vino Rosso @TheVinoRosso]

I've got too much class to fart. Although holding it in makes me constipated.

[Vino Rosso @TheVinoRosso]

The fucked up thing is, I know you'll get hotter after I break up with your ass.

[Vino Rosso @TheVinoRosso]

Whatever happened to Heather from http://t.co/6pby7dbE?? My guess is a crack addiction.

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Condoms are a tax right off because fuckin is my business

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Went to a bar and someone bought me a Hoegaarden. I said, I got one of them growin in my back yard. #sluts

[Vino Rosso @TheVinoRosso]

"I just want to warn you there might be a tampon in there." - "Some of my best friends are tampons."

[Vino Rosso @TheVinoRosso]

Buy @BrianNewmanNY's live record on iTunes. Or else.

[Vino Rosso @TheVinoRosso]

I'd rather jerk off than get herpes.

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I studied abroad one time. I gave her a D minus.

[Vino Rosso @TheVinoRosso]

The top is written in white. The bottom is written in black.

[Vino Rosso @TheVinoRosso]

@tommylondon I had to get out of the country for a little while. Say hello to your wife and my kids for me.

[Vino Rosso @TheVinoRosso]

Acocktalips Now

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Got a bad hang-over? Try some huge tits. Works for me.

[Vino Rosso @TheVinoRosso]

This air freshener smells worse than the giant dump I'm trying to cover up.

[Vino Rosso @TheVinoRosso]

My doctor told me I need to eat things that are low in calories. I said no problem I love pussy!

[Vino Rosso @TheVinoRosso]

Ever have one of those days that you keep eating because you're constipated and you feel your only hope is to push it out with more food?

[Vino Rosso @TheVinoRosso]

Your vagina is irrelevant.

[NRATV @NRATV]

RT @ProudlyWeHailed: On November 17th, 1871: The National Rifle Association is granted a charter by the state of New York. #NRA

[Vino Rosso @TheVinoRosso]

I traded my wife in for a Harley. Either way I still have 600 pounds between my legs. @harleydavidson

[Vino Rosso @TheVinoRosso]

Hockey is a lot like dating a chick that sucks. A lot of hard work with not much scoring. @NHL