Glumbus

Cultural pioneer and Lavender wife. Welcome to my soulless rant page with a distasteful sprinkle of humour

THE "MAGIC HOUSE™" IS FUCKING BACK

[Glumbus @thevirgin_mary_]

Getting your insides rearranged to cheekface should be on everyone's bucket list

[Glumbus @thevirgin_mary_]

@phoenix_renee A good time

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Sorry guys I'll never speak again

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My mind is a mysterious complex of fuckery

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We play theatre of the mind, call that imagine dragons
I want a bludclart chicken nugget, call my diet pussywagan

Yesterday they tried to take me to a blacksite for my numerous crimes against human progress but I managed to figure out that my family were all FBI and shot them

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@phoenix_renee I have something better to spew at you 👅👅👅

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@phoenix_renee You should be religiously stalking my page for the next virgin mary posts. I'm too funny to be this ignored

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@spr1ng_sh0w3rs What the helly

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Some people talking about "I'm so back" and they were never even there.
Like you've genuinely spent your whole life being a sad chopped bum, go get a job.

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Levbianv

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The evilest person you'll ever meet is just an addict with a victim complex

#finallystoppedrippingmyhairout

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Mario farted? Mario clarted?
Mario karted.

Took my bitch to the game call that Mario hearted.
Bit my opp when I lost and gave her rabies call that mario imparted.
Writing this rap on the toilet call that mario sharted.
This is the final line of the rap now I'm mario departed.

[Glumbus @thevirgin_mary_]

Got a Chinese for 30 quid cause that's me

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I was literally on his dick... STARVING.

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10/10 would do agajn

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Come back sexy enby mama needs you

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Your mum likes me more than you and you know it 👅

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Pwahhhhhhh slurp

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Hormones? Yeah, if I treat her right

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