The Waffle

I don’t need some fucking NERD telling me what I can and can’t wear, how to fucking bet, or who the fuck to marry! #HereWeGoSteelers

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@mjplynch @CamHeyward I’ve finally felt up to scrolling a little. And cam slander is one of the first things I see. The fuck has been going on in my absence? lol

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@plenkeit2 @stoolpresidente In fairness, don’t shit talk a deal you don’t know the details of.

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Mahomes is gonna go down as the 🐐

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Kyle Shanahan is a loser.

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We’re still live! Double OT or bust!

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Man I hope this game goes to double OT to watch everyone lose their shit.

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Purdy looks like shit and McCaffrey only has 10 carries. lol

[Trai Essex @TraiDay79]

Man, this is such a weird year. This time last year or any year prior, there was not one mention of some stat called “Pass Rush Win Pct” or “Double Team Pct” being the determining factors in who gets a DPOY award in the face of being behind in every other tangible defensive stat. Now that’s all I hear. It’s hilarious actually. We should give the MVP to the QB with the best “On Target Pct” Or OPOY to the WR with the biggest “Catch Radius Pct” or some mess like that.

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@TweetusChrist83 @PeteGia18 @NFLNotify I’m not going to fuck you dude. I get you think we’re hot, but we’re not gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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@Rossi_b @JJWatt Sacks don’t count as TFL lmfao.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"There are analytics that are great and awesome for football..

There are also a lot of analytics that are absolute bullshit" ~ @ZEUS__57 #PMSLiVe

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@PeteyParlays @IssacIncognito @TylerL349 @RobMaaddi Obviously it’s both. I don’t waste my time with stupid people. I’m done here, boy.

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@cntained @RapSheet The offseason*

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@PeteyParlays @IssacIncognito @TylerL349 @RobMaaddi What meaningful game have you seen the Browns win? A wildcard game? Lmfao

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@wilkersonadylan @AdamSchefter Nah. He’s an overrated piece of shit.