thewahman

6''4 Lumbering dumbass, 26, vodka drinking mongoloid

[Glitch News @glitchprod_news]

Knights of Guinevere episode release schedule:

Episode 2: Oct 9, 2026

Episode 3: Jan 22, 2027

Episode 4: Apr 16, 2027

[thewahman @TheWahMan2]

@Rosemarry__vt mario kart ds, got it for christmas and it was my first experience with videogames in any real capacity, i played it nonstop

[delty @DeltyThe73rd]

WHY IS THIS SO COOL I WANNA PILOT A TITAN TOO THIS IS GENUINELY PEAK

[entomologically evil @duraframeyebot]

repost from 2024

[Katy Mobo ♂ @mothersboard]

There’s too many good jokes in the show but this one always gets me so bad

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Woah We’ve lost a lot of followers since we said free Palestine but we’ll say it again FREE PALESTINE

[Mattel Brick Shop News @megabloksnews]

Official video of the Mattel Brick Shop Xbox set in action

Credit: Mattel

[rotten @rotten_tomato3s]

i hate how people are prone to like, actually liking things now. I saw someone say its weird that people like transformers. Like yeah bro, Transformers. The robots that can turn into cars and shit. As if that isn't fucking awesome. Fuck you .

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

The Mitch McConnell animatronic being dismantled after it malfunctioned and accidentally voted “nay” on sending $90 billion to israel

[InfinityPilot @infinity_pilot]

"In Doom The Dark Ages, you'll be an iron tank."

Doomguy as an M1 Abrams, inspired by Transformers.
Huge thanks to @RawMaw_Art for this crossover Slayer skin!

[Shen Comix @shenanigansen]

CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #12 🐠

[Catsuka @catsuka]

"Metal Gear" fan-animations by Mitchell Hammond @BipedalBastard

[Mike Wowski @Mike_Wowski64]

I want you... #coyotevsacme

[FLYBOY 420 @_flyboy420_]

@AmazingSights The kind of greed talked about in the Bible

[Storyteller Lemmy @LemmySmackett]

"His power level is over 9000? That's nothing, Gohan. When you grow up, you're gonna learn big numbers aren't everything."

"But—"

"Just listen: I have to blow into a little tube when I start my car."

"Okay."

"It's called an Ignition Interlock Device. Court ordered. It detects my blood alcohol concentration level."

"Uh huh.

"And if it's over 0.08%, I can't drive."

"Wow."

"Zero point zero eight, Gohan. That's all it takes to get a DWI. Remember that."

"Okay."

"Zero point zero eight."

"Zero point zero eight."

"And then it won't matter what your power level is because you won't be able to drive 6 blocks down to the nearest ABC liquor on a Friday night, and get yourself a little treat for being such a great coach."

"Huh."

"It's a travesty, Gohan!"

"A travesty."

"And I'm living it. I'm living the travesty."

"Coach, if you don't mind me asking—"

"Hm?"

"Couldn't you just walk?"

[pft] "Walk."

"It's only six blocks..."

"What's the furtherest you've ever walked, Gohan?"

"Well—"

"Cause I'll tell you right now: you get an apartment on the wrong side of town, you're gonna learn some blocks are longer than others."

"—actually, everyone in my family can fly."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Huh. That must be very convenient for you."

"Coach, can I ask another question?"

"Shoot."

"Why's it called a DWI?"

"Nobody knows, Gohan. They used to call it a DUI, but they changed it."

"..."

"And no one knows why."

[nic✨ comms closed @itsnicsalad]

the animation is finally done hooray :"D #projecthailmary

[DiffStuffz🔞 @DiffstuffZ]

We've seen abstaker, now what about asstaker

[sil 🍪 @0bloodangel]

@Madximilian he looks exactly like this mf.