Advisor #1: The Knicks won the NBA championship sir, you should say something.
President Trump: Let’s have a press conference.
Advisor #2: Maybe you should shut the fuck up for one evening and let them enjoy their victory.
President Trump: Announce a press conference now.
I gotta say I’m really impressed with @bariweiss at @CBSNews. Their posts have gone from 10 to 50 likes to a couple hundred. Real Journalism makes all the difference.
@rickygervais I am the greatest comedic critic that ever existed and all I can say is, everyone has their own opinion and, mine is just not that important.
For the record, there is zero chance the IRGC commanders, formerly known as “Junior”, have agreed to any such agreement. Furthermore the “equipment” supplied by countries to make President Trump appear incredulous is greater than ever before. Some being nations attacked by Iran.
See, they still don’t want people to know how elementary school kids sent a classified operation into space, one of which cost, one billion dollars trying to figure out it was me farting into a Realistic tape recorder on loop.
Due to a unique science project of mine, President Reagan requested that NASA launch it along with 17 other elementary school students’ ideas on a classified mission back in the early 1980s. Unfortunately, sending a fart noise into space can create quite a misunderstanding.
Americans have more travel anxiety than any other nation and… you were programmed to BE AFRAID.
GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS going where they are hated because they were not programmed to send 69 vivbz. Yes! The same are programmed to hate you.
How we react means everything.
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Why in the world does a wealthy old white man know why sharing water with a neighboring tribe brings less war than going nuclear. Keep in mind there is no diamonds, natural gas or oil to binge hate over.
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Due to a unique science project of mine, President Reagan requested that NASA launch it along with 17 other elementary school students’ ideas on a classified mission back in the early 1980s. Unfortunately, sending a fart noise into space can create quite a misunderstanding.