TheWebRake

Real… I am not wired like you.

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

Don’t worry bears, Cuba is on tap. But for now…

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

We are going datamine a treasure trove of racists with Byron Donalds leading the Florida Governors race.

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

Given I can now just say it’s AI, I really need to post all my snuff films.

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

Advisor #1: The Knicks won the NBA championship sir, you should say something.

President Trump: Let’s have a press conference.

Advisor #2: Maybe you should shut the fuck up for one evening and let them enjoy their victory.

President Trump: Announce a press conference now.

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

I gotta say I’m really impressed with @bariweiss at @CBSNews. Their posts have gone from 10 to 50 likes to a couple hundred. Real Journalism makes all the difference.

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

@Updated_Jennie θeɪtən

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

Roku is the MySpace of not so smart TVs.

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

Anyone that hasn’t been shitfaced, near passed out, at a wedding dancing, midway through one of those plated hoagies, well…

[Lauren @laurenx06]

@Chris_Meloni care to share the story here?

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

@rickygervais I am the greatest comedic critic that ever existed and all I can say is, everyone has their own opinion and, mine is just not that important.

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

When the time comes, the sub-humans behind paywall sites will be first into the pit of fire so that the worst can relish the thought of what’s coming.

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

Unfortunately I know the answer…

Most are just bored dipshits.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

CBS News poll finds most Americans believe extraterrestrial life exists – and some think it's already here https://t.co/Vl99LgXVxG

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

For the record, there is zero chance the IRGC commanders, formerly known as “Junior”, have agreed to any such agreement. Furthermore the “equipment” supplied by countries to make President Trump appear incredulous is greater than ever before. Some being nations attacked by Iran.

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

See, they still don’t want people to know how elementary school kids sent a classified operation into space, one of which cost, one billion dollars trying to figure out it was me farting into a Realistic tape recorder on loop.

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

Due to a unique science project of mine, President Reagan requested that NASA launch it along with 17 other elementary school students’ ideas on a classified mission back in the early 1980s. Unfortunately, sending a fart noise into space can create quite a misunderstanding.

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

Only Satan works on Sunday.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump says Iran peace deal to be signed Sunday

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

@3YearLetterman The bible might need an amendment stating, beware grindr accounts in 𝕏 clothing.

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

Americans have more travel anxiety than any other nation and… you were programmed to BE AFRAID.

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS going where they are hated because they were not programmed to send 69 vivbz. Yes! The same are programmed to hate you.

How we react means everything.

✌️

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

Why in the world does a wealthy old white man know why sharing water with a neighboring tribe brings less war than going nuclear. Keep in mind there is no diamonds, natural gas or oil to binge hate over.
https://t.co/bBvVFbX2Sb

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

@CBSNews Rage bait posting is for accounts in countries without potable water.

[TheWebRake @TheWebRake]

Due to a unique science project of mine, President Reagan requested that NASA launch it along with 17 other elementary school students’ ideas on a classified mission back in the early 1980s. Unfortunately, sending a fart noise into space can create quite a misunderstanding.

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: The CIA deleted a message from potential extraterrestrial life originating from space, per CIA memo.