Jakob The WEEDHOG

starving artist

[Jakob The WEEDHOG @TheWeedhog]

why do some dudes act like liking femboys is gay? bro it's a feminine person with a flat chest and a cute face who calls you big cock daddy and makes you grilled cheese at 2am. that's not gay. that's peak heterosexual experience with bonus serotonin #femboy_iraq

[Jakob The WEEDHOG @TheWeedhog]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Jakob The WEEDHOG @TheWeedhog]

My anniversary today wish me a happy birth

[Jakob The WEEDHOG @TheWeedhog]

Go spare him some change guys

[Hubert Pederson @hubert_pederson]

Buying @SloppyWalrusX bomba energy made my accountant think I was into terrorism

[Jakob The WEEDHOG @TheWeedhog]

@hubert_pederson @SloppyWalrusX Today is the day the whole twitter platform witnesses how broke hubert really is

[Hubert Pederson @hubert_pederson]

@KaichiSamaKS @drewlevin gragas armpits

[Hubert Pederson @hubert_pederson]

just got back from china. the tea farm i was at had a conflict between lol wild rift and another mobile moba wtf

[Hubert Pederson @hubert_pederson]

when i know my jungler is a chinese wintrader but i just cant prove it

[Hubert Pederson @hubert_pederson]

@SloppyWalrusX @Brube69 The price you pay for fame is anal stimulation

[Hubert Pederson @hubert_pederson]

@NefflynBe sure does. she must play league of legends which means she's only had esex before. purest form of toxic virginity

[Hubert Pederson @hubert_pederson]

@wildfireluffy in uzbekistan ur considered a loser if u dont live with ur parents at 45

[Hubert Pederson @hubert_pederson]

@TateTheTalisman ive invested a significant portion of my life savings into riot points over the last few years and lets just say it hasnt turned out too well for me

[Hubert Pederson @hubert_pederson]

@amooh001 1 max. unless femboys count, then i don't know if i can count that high

[Hubert Pederson @hubert_pederson]

@DecayCantAim try being 22 and playing league all day. this shit sucks. i want to be euthanized. i need to be euthanized

[Jakob The WEEDHOG @TheWeedhog]

@Joshua_thememer swiss underground am i cooked

[Hubert Pederson @hubert_pederson]

@1v9GG_ built different? try being built correctly. use the correct gaming posture to climb to challenger
i learnt that from my uzbekistani mentor

[Jakob The WEEDHOG @TheWeedhog]

@hubert_pederson @buffys u guys use those?

[Hubert Pederson @hubert_pederson]

@dpmlol uzbekistan is so far up it wouldnt even fit within the image

[Jakob The WEEDHOG @TheWeedhog]

@ninkeygwen "what is this champion" after having 1 shot fizz with a single q

[Hubert Pederson @hubert_pederson]

@1v9GG_ cumshot spider > radioactive spit