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I’ve been on this website for 12 years now and I’m still not verified.

[Sudonymm @notSudonymm]

@ayeejuju Og

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epic

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Nowadays you can’t even be in touch with your inner child without being labeled a pedophile

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I don’t mind chicks with dicks, as long as they are more chick than dick.

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Creampies make girls happier because there’s serotonin in semen.

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I goon to the poon at high noon.

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@RSTYCG The Claypool-Colonel Connection

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Donald Trump is a crisis actor

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You call him a pedophile, I call him someone who’s in touch with their inner child.

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How elite is the ball knowledge if everyone possesses it?

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Don’t airdrop the soap.

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I had a brain-eating amoeba once. Poor fella starved to death.

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I bought a T-shirt that says “I am not currently cheating on my wife” and now my wife thinks I’m cheating on her! What gives?!

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Sometimes when I feel powerless and like I won’t amount to anything, I go to the family planning section of my local pharmacy and poke holes in the condoms.

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A Blood Meridian film adaptation?? Hollywood has gone too far smh

[The 4Chan Archives @blacknredtext]

submission from anon

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Gas prices are so high because the execs at Exxon and BP and those other oil companies don’t want to take a pay cut. This problem could be fixed in a matter of minutes if those guys went from being billionaires to mere millionaires.

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I might become a feminist the way The Man keeps holding us down

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It’s hard being the GOAT when you’re surrounded by SHEEP

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Some call it “bestiality” I call it “having that dog in you.”