The Weekly Show with David J. Maloney

Gulf Coast talk-show, filmed before live studio audience @the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. Airs 10PMSat WJTC Mobile/Pens. 7PMSun Sparklight 70 - Gulfport/Biloxi .

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@HoopsCrave Touchdown!

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@people Something tells me he probably didn’t have his hazard lights on.

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@atrupar Geez. Somebody get the guy a Snickers.

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@elonmusk Current Bond villain says what?

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@JustinTrudeau Fair enough — and you can also keep Nickleback

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@SSN674Trepang @bennyjohnson And Donny still cheated on her…

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@megynkelly Could you imaging how painful it would be for him to have to deal with her having “blood coming out of her wherever”?

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@acnewsitics ��Also, can we have those immigrants back I shipped all over the country? We kinda need them right now…”

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@megynkelly Care to fact check if you were “bleeding from your wherever”when you moderated one of his debates?

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@megynkelly The moderators fact-checked Trump on "no state allows babies to be killed after birth" and "immigrants aren't eating dogs". Kinda tough to resist fact checking such outrageous and unconscionable lies. They each got away with multiple other inaccuracies.

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@Simone_Biles What’s next? Wheatie’s box. Tonight Show. Zoom interview on The Weekly Show.

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@JoeBiden Then ask Barrack if he’ll be VP, as he can still succeed to the Presidency despite being previously twice elected. That would quell naysayer’s concerns and get you the votes to beat Trump. You can time it for when the Dems control the house so Barry would get a Dem VP as well.

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@EdKrassen If schools are compelled to display the 10 Commandments in the classroom, they should also be compelled to display all the Commandments Trump has broken. That would only leave out 1 and 6, and maybe not even those.

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@RonFilipkowski That kind of stress will keep you up at night. Sounds like the guy could use a quality pillow from Purple.

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@ConanOBrien @jordanschlansky Buenos Aire-heads

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@MarkHamill By chance, would you be open to coming on our humble little podcast? I’d love to chat with you about things you usually don’t get to talk about instead of the “same old same old” and anything else you’d like to.

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@EdKrassen In slang, it is expression of astonishment. In South London, kids have used the phrase "God save the Queen!" to mean far out or cool for probably a decade.
You really did that! God save the Queen!

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Based on all the personal replies @elonmusk tweets every day to complaints anybody has about anything and everything on Twitter, it appears he paid $44B to become the world’s busiest customer service representative.

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@RonFilipkowski Disney should announce this week that Mickey Mouse will be running for President in 2024. Mickey could even announce whilst riding down an escalator from the trams to the magic kingdom.

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@ixNOKES Dude came-to fairly quick, but that’s because the scent of New Jersey acts like smelling salts.