Whitney Burton

Priest in the Episcopal Church. Self-proclaimed hilarious person.

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@kirbsxoxo I feel like we checked the curtains for weeks…

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@joewoodfin @Cameron_Nations Joe has a point. Just make it a cigar lounge.

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@Cameron_Nations We have maroon carpet in our house. Let me tell you, there really is nothing you can do to make it better.

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@Cameron_Nations My main question here is: why are they running with a pack on?

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@Cameron_Nations Yeah, it hits at 3am.

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@Cameron_Nations I agree to some extent. But I have to admit I find it extremely distracting to watch my own face during a meeting.

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@revlucymeg Why yes. Yes I do.

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It’s not just that the upstairs neighbor listens to music at such a loud volume, it’s that they listen to really bad music.

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@Cameron_Nations I can believe it. I’m absolutely disgusted by it. But I can believe it.

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@AMcKellar17 @Cameron_Nations Yes Hi!!!! I’d love to talk!

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Hey @BachelorABC and @chrisbharrison, what kind of @Toyota did Maddie just leave in? And can we get a deal?

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@word_made_FRESH I’m here for this

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@word_made_FRESH I CANNOT WAIT

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@Cameron_Nations Try kicking one or both of the dogs out of the bed?

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@Cameron_Nations @BroderickGreer If you aren’t paying $2500 to live in a 350 sq ft shipping container with one window, a pool and a Starbucks, you aren’t doing life right.

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@Cameron_Nations #merica

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Wearing overalls with a collar to the office today (mainly) to spark conversation about the work @StJohnsRoanoke is doing with @habitatroanoke during #apostlesbuild, but really I’ve just never experienced pockets as vast and diverse as these and I’m never taking them off.

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@Cameron_Nations And everyone thinks the work load disappear after Easter. But no. It doesn’t.

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@Cameron_Nations Or take a shower without being forced every once in a while.