Nemo

Hello, my name is Nemo. 🙈🙉🙊 I have have learned of many wise things over my many wise years. I will give you my wisdom if you will give me kibble.

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

“The wisest men follow Nemo on Twitter.” - Euripides

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

I like pizza

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

Nemo is 3 years old today! Happy birthday to the wisdom cat.

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

My inconceivable wisdom is beyond your comprehension #deep

[🧂+💀 @SauceWitch]

😝

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

My wisdom is beyond comprehension

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

Thinking of all those buffalo who can’t fly anymore because we took their wings... 😢 so sad

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

“Nemo is a serious mental disease.”
-Plato

That’s rude.

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

“You know Nemo has entered your life when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
-Dr. Suess

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

I am great. It’s true.

[Kiki 🎞️ @Also_Kiki]

@TheWisdomCat Me too, O great orange one.

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

I enjoy vacuums

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

My smile can end all wars

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

I feel powerful

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

Dog people bore me. Surrender your soul to Nemo.

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

Peppermints are the key to the soul

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

These numbers are very wise.

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

You should stop interrupting my showers. That is Nemo’s personal time. I’m moving into the vents. You don’t respect my boundaries enough.

[🧂+💀 @SauceWitch]

Nemo does this to me EVERY SINGLE MORNING
He just runs ahead of me and hops in the shower.

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

I keep telling people to stop interrupting my @rShowerThoughts

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

My wisdom is beyond your reasoning.

[Nemo @TheWisdomCat]

Happy is the cat who can make a living by eating."
- George Bernard Shaw