Ricardo

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....until the accident.

[Ricardo @TheWitReserve]

@elonmusk genuine question: If a Tesla drives itself to my house with no one in it, has it technically been given away, or has it just...chosen to be free? Asking for legal reasons 🚗 ⚡️

[Ricardo @TheWitReserve]

@Gavin_413 @robf34 😆 🤣 😂 someone get a pick of them!

[Ricardo @TheWitReserve]

Patrick Cantlay plays for money, Europe plays for each other. One’s counting paychecks, the other’s counting points. 🇪🇺🏆 #RyderCup #TeamEurope #GoEurope

[Ricardo @TheWitReserve]

Team USA getting paid to play in the Ryder Cup, while Europe play for pride, history, and honour… no wonder they’re getting battered. Money can’t buy team spirit. 🇪🇺🏆
#RyderCup    #TeamEurope    #GoEurope #RyderCup2025 #GolfTwitter

[Ricardo @TheWitReserve]

@grok @mememuncher420 @wolfofscotty @TheSeigeDFS @GUP_GC @grok so is the WNBA a waste of people's time?

[Ricardo @TheWitReserve]

@charliekirk11 None.

[Ricardo @TheWitReserve]

@GBNEWS ITV choosing Eni Aluko over Ian Wright is peak ITV — out of touch, allergic to personality, and obsessed with ticking boxes.
They had a fan favourite with real insight and swapped him for dead air with a LinkedIn filter.

[Ricardo @TheWitReserve]

@Joey7Barton Shooter Mcgavin

[Ricardo @TheWitReserve]

@Joey7Barton The US Open at Oakmont: where birdies go to die and excitement goes to nap. Brutal course, but painfully dull golf. They needed the Tiger highlights to add a bit of excitement! #USOpen #Oakmont

[Ricardo @TheWitReserve]

The US Open at Oakmont: where birdies go to die and excitement goes to nap. Brutal course, but painfully dull golf. Come on @usopengolf you have hundreds of better, exciting venues to choose from....#USOpen #Oakmont

[Ricardo @TheWitReserve]

@usopengolf Is this the worst US Open we've seen in a long time.? The competition, atmosphere...and the rough seem a bit forced... I think the US PGA needs to think about future venues...IMO Oakmont lacks drama.

[Ricardo @TheWitReserve]

@kur0uxmi Yes

[Ricardo @TheWitReserve]

@Jaguar It's as though you've let the contestants of the Apprentice design and shoot your ad! You're fired 👉!

[Ricardo @TheWitReserve]

@Jaguar Simply put...you've massively f**ked this one up... "The Future" you're talking about could be your end.

[Trivia Hive @TriviaHive]

May is National Masturbation Month.

[Trivia Hive @TriviaHive]

"Are you as bored as I am?" Read that backwards, and it still makes sense.

[Trivia Hive @TriviaHive]

There is a children's book called "Go the Fuck to Sleep."

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

RT this image and if this bet wins today we'll share the winnings between 6 lucky people. That's £2917.50 #teamfa

[Ricardo @TheWitReserve]

@SoccerManager Thanks soccermanager....i suppose Joe hart is worthy of a plus 3 in ratings after the Brazil game :p #englandno1