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You can put stuff in here?!

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@lollapalooza finally added troughs for men to pee in. Welcome to the 21st century! @Cubs

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Twitter got #hacked please disregard the last 6 months of silence

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I dedicate 2015 to a man who went out severely hurt, in an unwinnable, meaningless game, to save me from chugging a Clamato. Thank you Brees

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Donald Trump's wall idea does have historical precedence

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Still waiting on an ice bucket challenge nomination here!

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Finally some decent weather

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For the last time Taleo, I'm not a disabled veteran!

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I don't think Chuy has any chance against Mayweather :(

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Sure, I'd consider myself the adventurous type. I never hit the urinal at the same angle twice.

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Does @Wikipedia accept Dogecoins? I'm considering donating my entire portfolio

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Punxsutawney Phil bit the mayor during the ceremony? AND saw his shadow? What a jerk

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You know, the Kidz Bop 26 version of Timber has the distinct advantage of no @pitbull

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What do you mean my rubles are no good here?!

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All I want for Xmas is @kurt13warner on the @AZCardinals

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That's it. I give up. You win, Wikipedia!

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DAMN GINA! Definitely the longest line I've seen in quite a while. #bbq #atx #TGIF

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Dallas, your airport is bad and you should feel bad.

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Well, if took all of 15 seconds to see someone getting disenfranchised and yelled at at the polls. Can I go back to hating politics now?

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I just paid rent while walking down the street. I'll never doubt you again @Chase commercials

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Growing up is realizing that in the real-world Charlotte's Web an eccentric mogul would pay top dollar to eat that pig